xXx 2002

影评 (44)

1. A

   Andrew Jupin 2026年8月22日

   LOL that goddamn coat he’s wearing.

   156 4
2. P

   Paul Scheer 2026年8月22日

   In the Xander Zone and Lovin it

   129 4
3. D

   DirkH 2026年8月22日

   Worst porn ever.

   886 46
4. J

   Josefina (Woman Of The Sea) 2026年8月22日

   Rammstein. Let the bodies hit the floor. Tattooed Vin Diesel. Tony Hawk and Danny Trejo cameo. Beautiful cars. Beautiful women. Ridiculous stunts. Our neighbor countries getting blown up for no reason whatsoever. “I told him that cigarette was gonna kill him one day”, “Kiss my ass, Scarface”, “You’ve just entered the Xander Zone”. This… this is what great movies are made of. -My dad

   149 4
5. M

   Matt Singer 2026年8月22日

   “James Bond is out of date! He won’t cut it for this generation!” [Proceeds to make a movie that’s exactly like a James Bond movie, only the guy at the center of it has lots of bad tattoos and wears a hideous coat.]

   338 8
6. B

   Bryan Espitia 2026年8月22日

   Only the most cultured movies make references to The Third Man. Nothing captures the essence of this movie better than the line “dude, stop thinking Prague police and start thinking PlayStation, blow shit up!”

   159 6
7. J

   Jamelle Bouie 2026年8月22日

   I hate the fact that I like this stupid fucking movie.

   179 4
8. B

   brab 2026年8月22日

   this is the SoBe of movies

   112 5
9. C

   Christian Di Leo 2026年8月22日

   An all-time guilty pleasure for me, mainly because I thought this was the coolest fucking thing when I saw it at the age of 10 years old. Vin Diesel as extreme sports secret agent Xander Cage, who at one point uses a metal dinner tray like a skateboard to grind down the railing of a set of stairs as he escapes his own assassination attempt. Hysterically stupid and silly from top-to-bottom, as well as being drenched in early 2000s fads, trends and music. xXxTREME. ✖️❌️✖️👨‍🦲🚘🪂🇨🇴🩸⚔️🏍💥🚁🇨🇿🧔🏻‍♀️👩🏻🌊❄️🏂🚀💨☠️

   165 10
10. M

    matt lynch 2026年8月22日

    has there ever been a filmmaker more self-deluded as to his own coolness than Rob Cohen? this movie starts with a 007 stand-in failing to infiltrate a Rammstein concert, which of course makes all the sense. there are approximately 2 good minutes in this bloated 124-minute tin-eared miscalculation, a couple of truly outstanding motorcycle stunts (slightly marred with some hairy digital head replacement). the rest is significantly worse than the same year’s Bond entry, the somehow-still-less-excruciating DIE ANOTHER DAY (which, given XXX’s extreme sports angle and CG-assisted snowboarding sequence, plays now as a direct response to this dueling-glove slap). compare this film’s snowboard skydive to the much-derided, extremely corny MOONRAKER’s pre-credit sequence and tell me which movie spy is the…

    170 4
11. S

    single white femalien 2026年8月22日

    this is maybe the dumbest movie ive ever seen and i loved literally every single minute of it

    312 6
12. H

    HHREVIEW 2026年8月22日

    The most “early 2000s” film of all time. The movie opens on a Rammstein concert. Need I say more? Edgy James Bond sure is entertaining.

    136
13. S

    Shay 2026年8月21日

    wall-to-wall fur collars

14. C

    CheesecakeJones 2026年8月21日

    Xander Cage stares in disbelief as a speedboat named Ahab gets three erections. Five stars Some truly incredible stunts

15. T

    Tristan 2026年8月21日

    “The things I’m gonna do for my country.” The opening Rammstein show is a gathering of the sexiest people on the planet. Xander’s tattoos are so random and generic but I’m pretty sure Vin Diesel in just a fur coat and long johns was part of my Gay Awakening™.

    2
16. B

    Brian McNichols 2026年8月21日

    They could make a hologram of Ernest P Worrell the next James Bond and it would result in a better movie than this.

    1
17. D

    DONN 2026年8月20日

    sans façon

18. F

    Fromtheyard 2026年8月20日

    It has been twenty four years. My local theater is showing an anniversary re-release of “The Fast And The Furious”. I doubt a similar reappraisal is coming from Rob Cohen’s follow-up, which was corny and desperate-to-please even then. Vin Diesel seemed like a cool guy back then, but this movie is him turning to you, wearing shades, sipping a Mountain Dew and telling you, “I actually AM a cool guy.” Thank God for problematic queen Asia Argento, who rolls her eyes through this entire stupid affair.

    3
19. E

    Evan 2026年8月20日

    “Stop thinking Prague police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up!” A wildly entertaining action flick! Cohen strings together some electric sequences and Diesel makes for a capable action hero. Truthfully, this might be one of the most early 2000’s movie ever made.

    1
20. G

    Gabriel_MS 2026年8月19日

    Meh, no está mal. Tiene puntos muy aburridos

21. M

    MrDVD 2026年8月19日

    It’s a pretty good fuckin movie!

    1
22. G

    glamtoyota 2026年8月19日

    This one’s awesome. The Rammstein opener was iconic. It has all the stuff I love about Vin Diesel in Fast & Furious. Great stunts and gadgets, great one-liners, so funny. Some really good music. Such a blast, exceeds expectations. Would recommend.

23. E

    early2000sguy 2026年8月19日

    It’s been a minute since I’ve seen xXx so I decided to check out the director’s cut. The film is like 99% the same thing but I dont mind because xXx is still a good time and it is has a similar plot to The Suicide Squad. It’s one of those “guilty pleasures” for me because of the early 2000s nostalgic content including the extreme sports, heavy metal music of the day, younger Vin Disel looking cool, and the nonstop…

    1
24. G

    Girrzimm 2026年8月19日

    The most 2002, 13 year old boy, Mountain Dew, PS2, tribal tattoo, nu metal, sleek sunglasses goatee movie I’ve ever seen.

    1 1
25. C

    CainDoHisThang 2026年8月18日

    Idc, shit rocked

26. B

    Bella 2026年8月18日

    Vin Diesel thought he was cooking with some of these lines but the stove wasn’t even on.

    2
27. E

    eyeshadow0 2026年8月18日

    Bora bora

28. S

    sicbaldi 2026年8月18日

    L’ho sempre trovato abbastanza mediocre.

29. O

    OneMorePelican 2026年8月18日

    “It was only a Corvette…” 2002 period piece (derogatory)

30. S

    Stev 2026年8月18日

    I have recreated the opening car jumping off the bridge sequence many a time in GTA V

    1
31. L

    Laura 2026年8月18日

    Yelena had the same mannerisms as Miranda Sings in one scene which was very off-putting lol

32. A

    aant1100 2026年8月18日

    Evel Knievel, 007, and Dom Toretto all in one with tons of explosions

33. B

    BigLekoffski 2026年8月18日

    Welcome to da Xanduh Zone 29/100

34. H

    Hugh 2026年8月18日

    This film in no way was formative for me as a child aren’t you hot? I can’t stop wearing fur coats and I think I’m going to die of heat stroke anyway are you familiar with the Xander Zone?

    3
35. K

    Kartigan Dk 2026年8月18日

    Forgot about much I loved that Pontiac GTO when I was 12 🚗

    1
36. J

    jojoopotatooes 2026年8月17日

    would’ve been significantly better if it was capped at a tight 90 minutes

37. B

    badgood 2026年8月17日

    This was the coolest movie when I was 12 and I’m sad I’ve ruined the memory of it. I don’t care what anyone says I want the coat!

38. S

    Seth Watson 2026年8月17日

    the directors cut was definitely not necessary.. pretty much just 2000’s smut for teenage boys

39. N

    naimo 2026年8月17日

    “I invented these definitely-not-for-sexual-assault x-ray glasses.” “What do you call it?” “Penetrator mode.”

40. A

    AdrienJoycesCat 2026年8月17日

    Almost completely meritless

41. S

    Steven Tanzer 2026年8月17日

    Did Xander Cage see Mulan in theaters?

42. S

    Seaners24 2026年8月17日

    Truly 2000s movies were just made the most fun 🤘

43. R

    Ryan Sippel 2026年5月30日

    The perfect movie for if I was 15, drank red bull, and knew how to ride a skateboard

44. R

    Raymee Skywalker 2002年8月9日

    Vin Diesel, back when family didn’t matter….