The Snowman 2017

影评 (97)

1. G

   George Carmi 2026年8月26日

   It took me 3 attempts to finish this movie. I’ve sat through less agonizing chemo treatment (please laugh at this joke, its a coping mechanism). Not a scene went by where I didn’t say “shut the fuck up” to myself. Genuinely just in awe at how atrocious every bit of filmmaking was with this project. His name is Harry Hole… no comment, just funny.

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2. P

   pilot 2026年8月26日

   it feels so good to laugh again

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3. J

   Jay 2026年8月26日

   professional detective harry hole: do you recognise this man also harry hole: *shows him a photo of someone with no head*

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4. A

   Ashton 2026年8月26日

   Harry Hole is THE NAME of 2017. Harry Hole telling his ex-son that he has a surprise for him and then the film SMASH CUTTING to a man gutturally screaming into a microphone on a stage in what appears to be the middle of a large hockey arena was probably THE SCENE of 2017, and I had to leave the theatre for a minute because I felt like I was going to throw up from trying to hold in my laughter and tears. Also, arriving into an apartment and then dry-humping Michael Fassbender on the floor while listening to Sigur Rós for about thirty seconds is THE MOOD of 2017. The Snowman is THE FILM of 2017. Do not miss it.

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5. M

   Meg 2026年8月26日

   More like “The Shitman”

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6. M

   matt lynch 2026年8月26日

   Borderline indecipherable. Like I don’t even know why the killer is so into snowmans. You should see this just so I don’t feel alone.

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7. K

   karen h. 2026年8月26日

   MISTER POLICE YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU LITERALLY NO CLUES

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8. Y

   YI JIAN 2026年8月26日

   HARRY. FUCKING. H O L E.

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9. •

   •lily• 2026年8月26日

   Imagine that someone you love has been brutally murdered and the detective who comes to ask you some questions introduces himself as harry hole

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10. D

    David Sims 2026年8月26日

    literally just had no idea what was going on

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11. I

    issy 🥝 2026年8月26日

    we got about 43 minutes in before I got this urge to listen to s&m by rihanna because I saw a chain in the movie (and chains and whips excite me, na na na na come on) so we opened YouTube in another window and listened to it and then we clicked on a sadder rihanna song (unfaithful) and then we went on more sad songs and somehow we ended up watching a chicken play the keyboard on america’s got talent and we never continued this film and i’m now going to bed without the intention to ever do so and I think that’s for the best

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12. B

    Brad Boi 2026年8月26日

    The first time I’ve ever seen a movie at the theater and was excited to go to the bathroom and miss some of it.

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13. J

    Jon 2026年8月21日

    Just a really poor mystery it could have been good

14. A

    ajlubetkin 2026年8月21日

    +.5 for creepy scandi atmos, my word there is some fog in this movie +.5 for “Winter Sports World Cup” which is legally and importantly not the Winter Olympics

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15. X

    xFaaisal 2026年8月20日

    فلم متابعه قريب الفلم سريع وما ادري إذا القصة حقيقية او لا بس يستحق المتابعه

16. M

    Mary Carlstedt 2026年8月19日

    ur never gonna believe what this guy’s government name is. modern British humor is crazy these days

17. —

    — ୨୧ emmy ˖ ˚ 2026年8月19日

    mds não acredito que a diva morre

18. M

    m 🪐 2026年8月19日

    my quest to complete rebecca ferguson’s filmography has led me to questionable places…

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19. A

    Ale 🐻‍❄️ 2026年8月18日

    + 1/2 a star because Rebecca Ferguson.

20. B

    Bryant Felkins 2026年8月18日

    larry hole, james hole, tony hole, stewart hole. hell even natasha hole if u wanna reboot harry as a woman💅🏼 oh u wanna know abt the movie? my bad. well i fell asleep 😔

21. R

    rami_malek3 2026年8月18日

    I think Michael Fassbander was really drunk filming the movie

22. H

    here_be_will 2026年8月18日

    The Snowman has answered my dreams. God’s in his heaven, all’s sloppy with the world

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23. L

    Loz 2026年8月17日

    My dad put this on then fell asleep for the whole of it and then woke up at the end saying ‘I enjoyed that’

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24. J

    juju 𐫱 2026年8月17日

    puta que pariu que merda gigante essa eh a bomba que eu tava antecipando desde o inicio da maratona rebecca ferguson kk roteiro ridículo de ruim to abismada com isso como aceitaram participar e gravar isso…

25. T

    tedimova 2026年8月16日

    nai loshata adaptaciq na kniga v sveta, stignah do polovinata i se otkazah toq film nqma i edna prilika s knigata osven che vali snqg i glavniq detektiv se kazva harry. ZA BOGA SMENILI SA POLA NA EDNOTO DETE??!!?

26. A

    aligardiner 2026年8月16日

    there are so many things wrong with this movie..

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27. C

    Chaudhry Zain Ahmed 2026年8月16日

    Michael Fassbender in any film, regardless the box office or score, ends up becoming a cult

    1
28. S

    sherina ⋆˚꩜｡ 2026年8月16日

    chloë sevigny? i’m sold! i’m bought!

29. J

    JTizzle 2026年8月16日

    Looks and sounds like it was the first AI-generated feature, but it’s 10yrs old so that can’t be. Truly baffling how they got this many incredible actors to be a part of this mistake (and Chloë Sevigny in two roles no less!!)

30. G

    Gian Felipe Aliske 2026年8月16日

    Que filme mais chucro e sem sal. Impossível não comparar com a dimensão do livro. Toda a profundidade dos personagens, o estado psicológico deles e como isso afeta suas ações… substituídas por cenas vagas e sem propósito. Poucos momentos são realmente proveitosos. Tirem as adaptações das mãos de Hollywood, POR FAVOR!! P.S.: nunca vou perdoar o que fizeram com a Katrine Bratt…

31. C

    Colonel Ronnie Darko (Cinegouge) Kurtz 2026年8月16日

    Hiring a detective named Harry Hole….. Mike Meyers almost beat you too it … I went into The Snowman expecting a solid Nordic thriller with Michael Fassbender at the helm. What I got instead was one of the most baffling editing jobs I’ve seen in a mainstream release. From the opening minutes, the film feels like someone took a much longer, more coherent movie and hacked it down with an IKEA pocket knife …. Scenes just cut away before they…

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32. C

    Chicken Noodle Soup 2026年8月15日

    Fassbender gave his best with what he was given but he was given a big fcking mess unfortunately.

33. M

    mia 2026年8月15日

    bottom 5 random ass films ive watched for rebecca ferguson

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34. S

    stavroulalitou 2026年8月15日

    Crazy plot

35. R

    R3C0NF1GUR3D 2026年8月15日

    Boring But Snowyy! 😊

36. A

    Andy_MacMichael 2026年8月15日

    Some great wintery scenery and interiors. Sympathies are with the cast doing the heavy lifting in blizzard conditions.

37. J

    John Allen 2026年8月14日

    This was such a shit movie it made me redownload letterboxd to rate it poorly

38. A

    Andy Sims 2026年8月14日

    Genuinely absurd this was released. Such a mess it entered lynchian dream sequence territory but it was playing it straight. The editing, pacing, subplots, horrible dubbed Val Kilmer….tragic release of a film for all involved cause it could have been good.

39. S

    selizabethpick 2026年8月13日

    The most exciting part of this movie was when I broke a glass of water trying to get my fiancé something to take her pre-ice cream lactaid with

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40. M

    mary 2026年8月13日

    you can’t include a line like “i think whoever’s doing this is triggered by falling snow” and then never mention it again!!

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41. A

    Adrian 2026年8月12日

    Eh… I haven’t read the book it’s based on but I’m sure it’s better than this. I also guessed who the killer was halfway through. Some parts are incoherent. This was unfortunately a snoozefest, but kudos to the scenery and atmosphere

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42. V

    Vince2002 2026年8月11日

    ☃️

43. C

    calvincaseyy 2026年8月11日

    my goat might be the worse movie ever made. literally impossible to understand what is happening so bad its good. shout out harry hole

44. M

    Mousti 2026年8月11日

    The decision making in the making of this film is just baffling…

45. T

    time358 2026年8月11日

    Murder mystery. Kind of slow

46. M

    monohimeee 2026年8月11日

    drugi moloch

47. A

    Alex 2026年8月11日

    I remember seeing a trailer for this in theaters and laughing at how bad it looked, only to forget about it for years and start to wonder what all the horrendous reviews were about after hearing that the source material is quite a fun read. I really wanted to like The Snowman, as I’m quite a fan of Michael Fassbender (especially in these troubled loner roles), and the premise of a serial killer striking every snowfall is just fun when…

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48. K

    Kacel Alonso 2026年8月11日

    Yo pensé que era un muñeco de nieve real jajaja Es el abueloooo JAJA es un asesino que se culpa por la muerte de su madre Engañándolo y haciendo que caiga al agua congelada

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49. H

    h 2026年8月10日

    dalbym wiecej gdybym rozumial ocb 😭

50. S

    ST4T1C_330 2026年8月10日

    this movie is so fucking stupid and i love and adore it so much. citizen kane, WHO? pulp fiction, WHO? schindler’s list, who give a FUCK, BRO?! how did The Snowman (2017; dir. Tomas Alfredson) not win ALL of the awards? i want to hang a poster of this movie in the louvre. the little snowman guy is so stupid looking and so non-scary, i genuinely die laughing every time i see it. looks like something id draw as a…

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51. T

    TheCinemaCorner 2026年8月10日

    Hilarious movie. I’ve never seen any film where it seems like the director and crew were under a strict contract saying they could only shoot a quarter of it.

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52. A

    Alex 2026年8月10日

    Well shot, otherwise boring

53. J

    jss_eisundberg 2026年8月9日

    Absolutely horrible. Got EVERYTHING wrong. That was the most dull, agonising, painful watch of my life. The book isn’t much better tbh, but at least it made a little bit of sense?!? But why, whyyyyy, out of 9 existing books in the series, you would pick to film SEVENTH??!??!?. Wouldn’t rewatch it to save a loved one even

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54. S

    sunflowersakura 2026年8月9日

    Incomprehensible. Baffling. Nothing redeemable at all about this movie. Insane how allergic this very Norwegian movie is to casting Norwegians instead of Americans, Brits, or Americans pretending to be Brits.

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55. D

    Desmond 2026年8月8日

    Mister Police You Could Have Saved Her I Gave You All the Weird Cellphones from It Follows

56. B

    brainslugs 2026年8月8日

    Should have left in that whole “the villain was born without nipples” thing.

57. M

    Marcellamanco 2026年8月6日

    Magneto che non magneta in questo film

58. A

    antonio grecco 2026年8月6日

    I did it. I don’t regret it but it’s one of the worst put together movies I’ve ever watched. Seems like such a waste of potential. The Val Kilmer dubbing is terrible. You can tell some things just needed to be filled in. I don’t even like saying this because I don’t have enough movie making knowledge but you can get just from the first 10 minutes that this movie is gonna be terrible because of the editing that’s being done. What a stinker. How do you forget to shoot huge parts of your own movie?

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59. K

    kanikas224 2026年8月5日

    sin más

60. H

    hanva3 2026年8月5日

    Gówno po prostu gówno. Zachowania bohaterów i historia były dla mnie losów. Wątki nie były dokończone, a postacie nijakie. Film na pewno nie zostanie w mojej pamięci na długo. Dłużył się niemiłosiernie.

61. S

    Sennavec 2026年8月4日

    honestly, one of the most confusing movies ive ever seen, and not in the cool memento way, more like “did they accidentally upload the unfinished version??”

62. P

    p0mpurin 2026年8月4日

    This movie makes no sens ⛄

63. S

    snuupis 2026年8月4日

    waste of time

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64. M

    MAKESIM 2026年8月3日

    Heureusement que Michael Fassbender est là, parce que sinon, je ne vous raconte même pas le reste.

65. A

    Amitto_iter 2026年8月3日

    Meh

66. B

    Ben 2026年8月3日

    I genuinely thought that this movie couldn’t be that bad. Well, I was fucking wrong, it was terrible. And what was that shitty ending, it didn’t made any sense. The whole movie didn’t made any sense, it was just BAD.

67. B

    beentrapped 2026年8月2日

    толком и не посмотрел, хотя обычно фассбендер спасает

68. S

    sineedibe 2026年8月2日

    Harika bir polisiye tavsiye edrim

69. L

    Lulis Moura 2026年8月2日

    aaah the great hairy hole

70. X

    Xeneon 2026年8月2日

    Si j’avais tout compris et tout suivi, je l’aurais peut être trouvé encore plus mauvais mais je l’ai juste ressenti comme plat et sans grandes saveurs.

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71. R

    Richard Donaldson 2026年8月1日

    This feels like a prank.

72. V

    vvividlyy 2026年7月29日

    One of those movies that’s so bad it’s funny. Fassy looks good tho

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73. J

    JoJo 2026年7月29日

    You tell me there are Charlotte and Rex in it and I never know this one??? That’s my loss. However, the plot is far too cliche and scary for me. The only reason I manged to sit through it was because it featured the women I love Btw I’ve never seen Rex in this style before, she looks absolutely adorable

74. P

    pikos_apikos 2026年7月29日

    Having enjoyed a Nesbo book, I found this cinematic adaptation of one of his bestsellers simply excellent. A captivating atmosphere throughout the whole movie, an escalating plot, great cast and the beautiful Scandinavian scenery as the canvas. Imo this is how every crime movie should be made.

75. K

    k_schwarz 2026年7月29日

    Even the color grading was bad bro😭

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    ‮مقتدى‬ 2026年7月28日

    اجواء الفيلم حلوة لكن البداية كانت غير واضحة للمشاهد من هو الطفل الصغير في البداية واشياء اخرى

77. E

    emma_despoina 2026年7月28日

    Movie bad Cast good

78. N

    Nadine 2026年7月28日

    doing a shot of clorox is probably more fun than this

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79. B

    Bilaaall_ 2026年7月27日

    One of the worst crime movie i have ever watched

80. Л

    ликорис 2026年7月25日

    немножко затянуто + у всех депрессия + мёртвые мамы. плюсы всё же имеются, но они не компенсируют мою детскую травму брошенности, поэтому минус 2,5 звезды тут всё таки из-за мёртвых мам…

81. M

    marcel3113 2026年7月25日

    Wow did this movie suck. I read the Harry Hole books and this was the worst adaptation of a book I’ve ever seen. Pure garbage.

82. S

    strudelbob 2026年7月25日

    Stupid and a waste of time. Nothing egregious like some of the reviews would have you believe and actually a couple really beautiful shots but this was like a bad episode of an already shitty TV show. Not ideal Val Kilmer

83. 3

    3bdo Kinder 2026年7月24日

    Wasn’t bad but something is wrong

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84. L

    lailabertheuss1 2026年7月24日

    Elendig, men spilt inn i mitt nabolag🥰

85. ?

    ? 2026年7月23日

    the snowman had a good idea and a creepy atmosphere but the execution was a complete disappointment the movie feels so slow and empty like it’s trying too hard to be mysterious without giving u a reason to care the investigation never becomes as exciting as it should be and the characters feel distant the whole time a thriller that had potential but ended up being a boring and forgettable experience unf

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86. H

    hgvnniknujjk 2026年7月23日

    3/10

87. C

    Cocobayern 2026年7月23日

    Je ne comprends pas trop la note catastrophique, j’ai trouvé ça efficace 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

88. P

    Panelli 2026年7月21日

    What kind of fake foggy filter was put over this? And why does everyone in Scandinavia look morose and worse-for-wear? The actors are average, but the all the rest is just no context, fast-paced lunacy that was supposed to be interesting. Harry Hole deserves better.

89. Z

    Zaver15 2026年7月20日

    Harry Hole strikes again, what a name

90. L

    Lorenzo 2026年7月20日

    “Can I keep this?” “No.” “Can I keep this?” “… sure” No idea why they kept going on with filming this incredibly boring Nordic thriller that has ZERO Nordic actors and everybody has Norwegian names but speak with an English accent, most of the times. Some characters are introduced and then forgotten, the plot itself barely goes by and is as uninteresting as a poorly made snowman, the special effects on the seagulls and the killings are terrible, the editing makes the story and character development worse by the minute.

91. J

    Jess_Bedgod 2026年7月10日

    One of the worst movies ever made. A hole 5/5

92. A

    AW Kautzer 2026年7月6日

    Click here for full review Hello, Mister Police. The long-running series of Nordic Crime Mysteries starring the fictional troubled police detective Harry Hole finally made it to the big screen in 2017. It was given the best foot forward with a who’s who of A-list talent in front and behind the camera. Michael Fassbender as Hole, Rebecca Ferguson, Chloë Sevigny, James D’Arcy, JK Simmons, Charlotte Gainsborough, and Val Kilmer. Directed by Thomas Alfredson. Produced by Martin Scorsese. It should have…

93. B

    bloodylime 2024年12月18日

    I’m embarrassed to have made my gf watch this with me, it’s so bad we had to do it in two parts because we didn’t want to sit through it all at once. And I’m pissed because the potential was genuinely there.

94. E

    Eiysi 2024年6月29日

    Every piece was there for a solid thriller, but somehow none of it came together. It feels oddly unfinished, and the mystery lost me long before it was over.

95. E

    erikahebo09 2024年4月21日

    en av mine favoritter, akkurat som Rebecca Fergsuon men keffor må d vær i norge og de ska snakka engelsk? d berre passa itje uansett, cloudberry fortjente å leva

96. V

    Victor Malyushev 2017年12月15日

    Absolute rock bottom / Total garbage

97. T

    The Brighton Film Club 2017年10月17日

    When a genre becomes ‘in vogue’ it’s inevitable that the market will be saturated with copycats. The ‘Scandi-noir’ is now established, both on television and film, as is the recent upswing in serial killer thrillers based on bestselling novels. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Gone Girl and The Girl on the Train’s box office success and critical praise are to blame for The Snowman, the most recent example, based on Jo Nesbo’s novel which is ten years old now.…