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I think Seth MacFarlane just made this so he could meet Flash Gordon
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Hey Letterboxd, giving this glorious work of art a 2.9 average rating doesn’t make you cool nor intelligent nor prestigious nor cinematically informed. It makes you ostentatiously obnoxious and conspicuously pretentious. I’m very disappointed in your behavior. Do better.
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Ggillianb 8 月 24, 2026
one thing i love about mark wahlberg is that he HATES crime!! look up mark wahlberg hate crime for more info
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To prove how much of a menace I am, I’m telling my kids this is Paddington
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LOOK WHAT JESUS DID LOOK WHAT JESUS DID LOOK WHAT JESUS DID LOOK WHAT JESUS DID LOOK WHAT JESUS DID LOOK WHAT JESUS DID LOOK WHAT JESUS DID LOOK WHAT JESUS DID LOOK WHAT JESUS DID
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actually such a heartwarming tale
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Estupro mental
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Saw this in the cinema when I was 19 and came out thinking it was good. Watched it 14 years later and thought, fuck me I really was a moron as a teenager. Funny at times, painful for the majority.
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O ted e pica
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Molto beutifull
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Funny One really bad joke that did not age well, was even bad for time Ted is annoying for first half Lots of TikTok clips
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Bro genuinely some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in my life and that’s acc a high bar. Clears the interview w very highly appreciated comedy movie. Every joke made me feel like I was a part of the friend group. Nothing felt forced and they didn’t make any hard to understand culture references that made the jokes shit. I recommend for everyone wow it was amazing. Might be as good as four lions or anuvahud. Amazing Seth mcfarlan is a genius of comedy
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Très bonne comédie, la relation entre Ted et Mark Wahlberg fonctionne vraiment bien. Mila kunis est aussi incroyable.
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Watching this at 14, it was great. Watching this at 28, its pretty shit.
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This shit mean something to me man 🥹
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This was a pretty good Family Guy episode.
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Has a talking teddy bear
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Objectivement c’est un petit 3/5 mais j’ai adoré
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Ryan Reynolds best role
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Decent jokes
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good. no words.
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Why is Ryan Reynolds in this film?!?! 🤣🤣
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Least realistic thing about this movie is being able to see stars in Boston
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Ted likes pot and hookers
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Mark “Viet-Threat” Whalburg is pretty good when he’s making fun of himself slightly.
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JESUS DID IT! JESUS DID IT! JESUS DID IT! Why was i lowkey getting emotional at this movie.
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I was forced to watch this in its entirety with people quoting the lines of everything Ted said. I couldn’t even remember anything else about this movie if I was asked to tell the synopsis at gun point.
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“It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits. That special time of year, when Boston children gather together and beat up the Jewish kids.” “Chris brown can go no wrong” really didn’t age well Anyway I have waited 5 years to watch this movie well
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I need a cuck like ted in my life
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I love this movie, but I have to admit, after having rewatched the tv show, I am less enthralled by the film than I was when I first watched it around 11-12 years ago. But it still holds a special place in my heart.
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So boring the only good thing was Mila Kunis.
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A lot of the comedy, beyond the initial premise which is quite good, feels stupid and dated. At least there’s a good emotional climax between the two friends at the end, somewhat justifying the less funny aspects
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Thunderbuddy’s for life
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Holy shit
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robot from alien şakası kahkaha attım
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Me hizo reír muchísimo
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always a delight
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i have so many questions…
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No Ted don’t die you’re so sexy ahaha
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i always thought this movie was wayyy more crazy but this was funny af
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tres drole 3*
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I was kinda watching a two hour long family guy episode
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The show honestly looks better.
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this movie came out when i was 8 and i saw the commercials for it and BEGGED my mom to let me watch it but she refused (can’t imagine why) but for my birthday i decided to heal my inner child and watch it i honestly was expecting it to be raunchier and maybe would’ve given it 3 stars but tbh in the middle section i was bored and kind of just waiting for it to end. i did find…
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30 veces la veo 30 veces me da risa
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😭😭😭
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A classic lowk
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Ted es mi ídolo ptm 🙌🙌🙌
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ted i wish u where in my bed
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the only christmas movie ever
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Joe Bart was right, it’s one of the best comedies of all time.
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Very funny movie
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Not the first time a child’s dream died next to the Green Monster
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the bear smoking weed is fine and makes sense, but i really don’t understand how he fucks. i don’t want to know, but i don’t understand and i don’t like the implication. seth macfarlane would be much funnier if he stopped with the “haha sexual harassment is so funny but women aren’t and also i hate them lmfao guys isn’t that hilarious.” frankly, it’s distasteful. because he can be funny! brewstoyevsky. i laughed.
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They did surgery on a bear 🧸
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Funny ass movie ruined by the movie’s wife being played by the annoying ass voice of Meg Griffin.
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this movie felt less funny when my dad was watching it alongside me
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thunda buddies for life
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This is like an obsession gone only a little bad ( the creation of Ted) Strong 4.2 bong rips/5 (Blu ray has a good amount of special features)
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Pinche oso más naco que chiflarle a una mujer JAJAJA me encanta
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i don’t sound THAT much like peter griffin
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If 2012 was a film, it would be this
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It’s a funny movie and that’s all nothing special about it (I love Ted he’s cute)
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“I’m alive Jhon i’m alive!” LMAO.
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Só tem piada mid
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a guy with his teddy bear (2012)
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Ted is still one of those comedies that just works. The jokes are completely ridiculous, but that’s exactly what makes it fun. Ted and John have such a funny dynamic, and there are so many random moments that had me laughing. Dumb, inappropriate and genuinely entertaining.
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rahat bi’ 10 senesi vardır. istanbuldaydık bir sömestr tatilinde. o zamanlar öyleydi. sömestrda ailecek kışın istanbul, yazları da annemle beraber adana. tatil anlayışımız buydu. sömestr boyunca da nazan halamda kalırdık istisnasız. rahat hissettiğimiz ev oydu, benim de en çok sevdiğim halam o zaten. “o kadar istanbul’a geldik, ayıp olmasın!” düşüncesiyle de yola çıkmadan önceki gün hicran halamlara gelir orada kalırdık. onu da severim bu arada yanlış anlaşılmasın. hele oğlu cem abimi çok çok severim. bana çok benzetirler kendisini. belki de…
- Synopsis
- John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
- Director
- Seth MacFarlane
- Writer
- Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild
- Studio
- Universal Pictures, MRC, Fuzzy Door Productions, Bluegrass Films
- Country
- USA
- Language
- English
- Year
- 2012
- Runtime
- 107 mins
- USA21 Jun 2012
- USA29 Jun 2012
- Australia05 Jul 2012
- New Zealand11 Jul 2012
- Iceland13 Jul 2012
- Croatia19 Jul 2012
- Estonia20 Jul 2012
- Slovenia26 Jul 2012
- UK01 Aug 2012
- Czechia02 Aug 2012
- Austria03 Aug 2012
- Bulgaria10 Aug 2012
- Lithuania17 Aug 2012
- Greece23 Aug 2012
- Thailand28 Aug 2012
- Denmark06 Sep 2012
- Poland07 Sep 2012
- Netherlands13 Sep 2012
- South Korea27 Sep 2012
- Colombia28 Sep 2012
- Argentina04 Oct 2012
- Brazil05 Oct 2012
- Belgium10 Oct 2012
- Japan18 Jan 2013
- UK16 Aug 2024
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