Rock of Ages 2012

影评 (58)

1. E

   Ellie ✨ 2026年8月26日

   rating reflects that this is the worst film i’ve ever seen and i never want to stop watching it

   398
2. M

   molly 2026年8月26日

   this was just like glee

   857 5
3. A

   august 2026年8月26日

   Bryan Cranston gets spanked Tom Cruise sings into Malin Akerman’s ass Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand are in a relationship Tom Cruise pisses on Paul Giamatti Tom Cruise has a monkey named Hey Man Z-Guyzzzzzzzzzzzzz “I just threw up. In my pants. Outta my ass.” Hey Man bitch slaps Paul Giamatti Tom Cruise and Malin Akerman bang so hard that they break a bathroom Julianne Hough made Journey This was written, green lit, shot, and released

   425 7
4. 𝐇

   𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 🌷 2026年8月26日

   **10th viewing** **Extended Edition** I LOVE that Alec Baldwin hates this movie. Like you’re in the live action Cat In The Hat and the fucking Boss Baby but this is your worst film?? Sure, Jan.

   297
5. P

   Paul Schrader 2026年8月26日

   I am lying in bed watching Rock of Ages VOD. I am slack jawed. Stunned. How is it possible after 100 years of cinema to make something as bad as this?

   497 6
6. H

   henrique 2026年8月26日

   this is a masterpiece… you guys just aren’t ready to accept that

   599 1
7. D

   David Sims 2026年8月26日

   the second time in his career Tom Cruise has played a horny vampire

   846 9
8. S

   sree 2026年8月26日

   simultaneously the worst & best thing i’ve ever seen in my life

   1,109 2
9. A

   austin 2026年8月26日

   i just think we should sexualize tom cruise more often

   345 1
10. J

    James (Schaffrillas) 2026年8月26日

    As far as critical and commercial flops that get really boring in the second hour and tanked the career of their director go…this was kind of peak

    788
11. S

    sneh 2026年8月26日

    i am fully aware that this is the lowest moment of my life thus far. please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

    286 1
12. L

    lauren 2026年8月26日

    dumb and fun, just the way I like it

    281
13. R

    Rubén Oswaldo 2026年8月25日

    A mi si me gustó, muy buena adaptación de lo que es el Rock 80ero

14. I

    Isobel_Scarlett 2026年8月25日

    So trashy but the musical numbers were so fun and it was nice to have some sexy tom cruise after watching too much non sexy tom cruise

15. E

    ethan 2026年8月24日

    one of tom cruise’s best roles idgaf

    1
16. P

    phillygov 2026年8月24日

    On my Tom Cruise movie journey this is surprisingly not the worst one.

17. M

    milo 2026年8月24日

    LMAOOOO

    1
18. J

    jazzz_3609 2026年8月24日

    Rocky Horror Picture Show walked so Rock of Ages could STRUT

19. G

    gugliaaa 2026年8月24日

    colonna sonora da paura, top canzoni della storia

20. P

    princessgeral 2026年8月23日

    mi película favorita por siempre, el mejor soundtrack del mundo. Es una película muy infravalorada que la gente debería darle la oportunidad, película 10/10, música 10/10, cast 10/10

21. J

    James 2026年8月23日

    Absolute trash. Love it.

    3
22. I

    isobel 𓍢ִ໋⋆ 2026年8月23日

    stacee jaxx ahem call me if you still want to know what luv is okay ? xxx

    1
23. S

    steamy_sean 2026年8月23日

    It’s crazy that this exists

24. M

    myrtusz 2026年8月23日

    my grandpa made me watch this before when i was young, and fell in love in rock and roll. till this day i still love rock genre of music, and dedicated a playlist for my grandpa who we’re no longer in this earth.

25. B

    BatataMagoBadas 2026年8月23日

    filme super divertido, adoro como ele funciona como uma homenagem ao rock e em como ele afeta a vida das pessoas de diferentes formas. é bem caótico, imperfeito e bem bizarro, mas de um jeito bom e tbm vale ressaltar o quão gratificante é ver o tom cruise em papeis mais comicos, o cara nasceu pra ser qualquer coisa

26. A

    Albinoni 2026年8月23日

    Dios mio como le van a dar una sola canción a catherine zeta jones

27. H

    hbyrnx19 2026年8月23日

    hey man best character

28. J

    Jime 💜✨️ 2026年8月23日

    A movie jam-packed with fun surprises (appearances of people that are cancelled) it’s saving grace is that my baby loves their weird tom cruise performances and happy wife happy life

    5
29. J

    Jean Arandia 2026年8月23日

    Sometimes, it just has to make you feel something. And in that, Rock of Ages absolutely succeeds.

30. V

    Vitor Nagata 2026年8月23日

    Mó bonitinho né mano. Persiga seus sonhos. É o rock.

31. D

    dhpku52 2026年8月23日

    The 80s ? That was 70 years ago

32. B

    badfacesteve 2026年8月22日

    Mataron la música y el cine, felicidades.

33. Y

    yellysdrumstick 2026年8月22日

    objectively speaking it’s 3 stars, maybe 3.5 but there are moments that make it 5 stars so lets settle on 4 WHAT A RIDE!!!

    1
34. F

    frog with a phone 🏳️‍🌈 2026年8月22日

    oh, mr. cruise was feeling her puss in that long hair wig 🫦💋

    2
35. L

    lilliansteph91 2026年8月22日

    This movie goes unironically hard

36. N

    Noejjjj 2026年8月22日

    For a while, I feel like my mother would claim that a movie was a classic cause she watched it in her 10s-20s and we just took her word for it cause we didn’t know better. I remember thinking for my entire childhood that Rock of Ages was a must watch classic that everyone knew and loved because of her. Imagine my surprise when I found out that it wasn’t, much to the contrary. It’s overwhelmingly camp but in a…

    1
37. H

    hay! 2026年8月22日

    yo what the HELL did i just watch???? but i gotta thank my dad for playing rock music throughout my childhood because i really do love it and knew almost all of these songs

    2 3
38. K

    karliechipman13 2026年8月22日

    idk what i expected but it was not this. and all i have to say is i wish i was as talented as Julianne Hough

39. T

    Trent 2026年8月22日

    Mid except the music

40. A

    Angel 🌞 2026年8月22日

    “MOCNY MATERIAŁ. Oni to wycięli? Debile!!!”

    2
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    𑣲 jazz 2026年8月21日

    HAPPY ROCK OF AGES FRIDAY EVERYONE!!!!!! i actually have nothing to say. let me have this guys please don’t comment on the rewatch count now ive had some hard weeks recently and im trying to just get through it rn. what other way than to rewatch sex hateful music and sex on a screen. god it’s great to be home again 🤤🤤🤤🤤 hits so hard after depriving myself of stacee jaxx for months!!!! speaking of hard ohhmmygodd tom cruise…..thank you…

    23 4
42. D

    dillesgeleuze 2026年8月21日

    white people when they imagine what it’s like to be oppressed. i’m nonetheless happy i watched this with my friends :^)

    2
43. D

    Danny 2026年8月21日

    as much as i hated them all for singing when anything happening for satan knows what reason, i still enjoyed this cause it’s RockNRoll🤘🏻 #noonelikeyoubabyy

44. A

    Alyssa Schickling 2026年8月21日

    Typical LA transplant experience

45. S

    Simi27 2026年8月21日

    Für Musicalliebhaber und Rückfahrt sicherlich toll. Für mich persönlich gehört ein Musical auf die Bühne. Toll besetzt um jeden Fall…

46. S

    sandijoh 2026年8月21日

    Is this cheesy? Yes. So cheesy. Is this Tom Cruise’s worst performance? Possibly but Dead or Alive and Pour Some Sugar on Me are sacred so maybe he was set up to fail. It doesn’t matter. It’s fun. It rocks. It has a happy ending. Mary J Blige is a Queen and Hey Man should win Best Supporting Actor.

    1
47. D

    dalton 2026年8月21日

    “This man spews out three things: sex… hateful music… and… …sex!” It’s just so much fun, I can’t help but sing along and vibe with the whole film It’s beautiful

48. M

    Mateo 2026年8月21日

    Holy smokes…

49. A

    Andy Classic Movies 2026年8月21日

    I want to know what love is -Forget couch-hopping, Tom Cruise is Malin Akerman ass-micing! A jukebox musical consisting of nothing but 80s rock standards should be right up my alley. After all, I’ve been writing one that may be completely different in setting and is a lot more tragic in tone, but I thought I’d go on a little research trip where I don’t need to leave my easy chair. This afternoon, I went out to the western fringes…

50. F

    FallCreek 2026年8月21日

    Another freaky Tom Cruise variant (positive)

51. M

    mahrb 2026年8月20日

    MANO EU AMO ESSE me sentia super adulta assistindo ele quando eu era criança com a minha tia, e até hoje escuto a trilha sonora dessa pérola

52. S

    Sebastián Rojo 2026年8月20日

    I went from hating to loving Stacee Jaxx, why no one talks about this??

53. A

    Aranza 2026年8月20日

    Se me bajarían los pinches calzones de tan solo ver a Stacee

54. O

    orion 2026年8月20日

    i forgot how fucking god awful this movie is

55. S

    sandysscenes 2026年8月20日

    would it be surprising that I like rock music AND I actually liked the hip-hop boy band zee guyeezz. although calling them a hip-hop boy band?? get shot, wait that’s not… get lost

56. M

    maayan 2021年11月29日

    חחחחחחח עכשיו נזכרתי שראיתי את זה עם אבא שלי לפני שנים וממש אהבתי אותו

57. A

    Alexis 2012年6月17日

    One of my favorite movies/musicals ever! I saw this in theaters on my 18 birthday and it was EVERYTHING

58. A

    aurevcn 2012年6月13日

    Not bad. I actually enjoyed the energy and the whole 80s rock atmosphere even if the story itself didn’t do much for me. Tom Cruise is definitely the highlight. His performance as Stacee Jaxx is completely over the top and he clearly has a lot of fun with the character. The rest of the cast is good too and I liked the chemistry between Julianne Hough and Diego Boneta. The music is obviously one of the best things about the…