Ted 2 2015

Reviews (58)

1. J

   Jade talks too much🎅🏻🎄 8 月 26, 2026

   “He’s not my property. He’s a person. He’s way more of a person than lots of other people. I mean, fuckin’ Steven Tyler? What the fuck is that, some kinda weird soccer mom looking Goonie monster?”🧸 These Ted movies are obnoxiously dumb but I just like watching a teddy bear say rude shit🤬. I’ve accepted that I’m an idiot.😌 Ted 2 is slightly better than the first because Amanda Seyfried as a stoner lawyer is 10x funnier than Mila Kunis as anything 🌿👩🏼‍💼 And that scene at the sperm bank was absolutely hilarious.💦📱 Now if they could just make a Ted 3 without Mark Wahlberg.🙏

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2. M

   Mark Mooney 8 月 26, 2026

   ” You’re covered in rejected black guy sperm. You look like a Kardashian.” – Ted

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3. G

   George Carmi 8 月 26, 2026

   “So, If I Purchase These Trix, There’ll Be No Trouble?”

   1,034 17
4. A

   alor 8 月 26, 2026

   longest episode of Family Guy ever

   1,567 1
5. B

   Benjigotfried 8 月 26, 2026

   Tom Brady and Liam Neeson are by far the best part of this movie.

   308 1
6. M

   molly 8 月 26, 2026

   i think i’m going insane because i laughed until i cried when ted told amanda seyfried she looked like gollum

   564 2
7. T

   ToonrificTariq 8 月 26, 2026

   Lol, fuck this shit so long for??

   379
8. L

   LSMark_ 8 月 26, 2026

   I have never seen a sequel that had less of a reason to exist, they basically open by undoing the events of the first movie just to fuck around for 2 hours, fuck you Seth MacFarlane

   465 22
9. A

   Awesomemay 8 月 26, 2026

   this movie is fire anyone who disagrees hates fun

   795 10
10. R

    roby 8 月 26, 2026

    one of the all time great civil rights films

    669
11. C

    CursedTails 8 月 26, 2026

    Very slick of James Gunn to announce the new Superman in this movie Update: it wasn’t Jonah Hill 😔

    300 3
12. S

    surgeoncry 8 月 26, 2026

    maybe

    1
13. R

    r 8 月 26, 2026

    omg like i cant this is rly funny but so fucking ridiculous like how did they even pitch this idea??? how did they get all these cameos on board?? im so baffled lmaoooo

    1
14. S

    seguiii 8 月 26, 2026

    Menos mal que era esperma con anemia. Q guapa es el golum

15. S

    Sameer Singh Jaggi 8 月 26, 2026

    Honestly, I found this one slightly better than the previous part. Ted Clubber Lang goes HARD ngl.

    1
16. P

    piwniczanka1354 8 月 26, 2026

    jurassic geek

    1
17. R

    Rawa Fatah 8 月 26, 2026

    Still really funny. But overall, kinda mid.

18. N

    Noita_ 8 月 26, 2026

    es literalmente una copia de la primera

    1
19. B

    b3nji53bbp 8 月 26, 2026

    Not perfect but this movie is still so good, its got the right amount of comedy and I think that making humanity in the world of Ted kinda question whether he counts as a “person or property” makes I feel a little more realistic and it makes it feel like there’s a lot more stakes. It’d great 8.5/10

    1
20. D

    diooo1 8 月 26, 2026

    Never gets old Ted is peak every time

21. G

    geherge 8 月 25, 2026

    Yeah but what if ted was a big hairy bear 👀👀👅

    1
22. F

    fernandezjairo 8 月 25, 2026

    7/10

23. S

    Sofikvsk 8 月 25, 2026

    хахах, огосподи, всю цю частину у мене було відчуття, що я накурена з разом з ними ця частина смішніша, емоційніша і динамічніша

24. O

    Onitram 8 月 25, 2026

    Bello ma l’1 era meglio

    1
25. I

    Isla 8 月 25, 2026

    #shithappens

26. W

    White Fox's Little Slut 8 月 25, 2026

    Why did they replace Ryan Reynolds character 🫤

    1
27. ࣪

    ࣪ ˖ 𖦹°⋆ 🫧 8 月 25, 2026

    A talking teddy bear rocking out the Ray Charles is something I would’ve never predicted

    1
28. C

    Chippy654 8 月 25, 2026

    THIS MOVIE IS HILARIOUS!!!!! way heavier on the bits than the first movie which is absolutely amazing, i swear half this movie is just like S tier bits. that whole scene where they try to get sperm from tom brady, that shit is RIDICULOUS why did he agree to do this. i do not think comedy will ever peak again after ted pulls out his phone and plays angry birds in court, you simply cannot do a funnier thing than that.

29. L

    Lucas Parsons Hudson 8 月 25, 2026

    In my opinion might be better then ted 1,found this one more funny.

    2
30. P

    patrickkelly10 8 月 25, 2026

    Definitely better than the first

    1
31. S

    samwatts22 8 月 25, 2026

    Better than the first film, some actually character dev

    1
32. M

    mralexanderb11 8 月 25, 2026

    TV show is great but we still need a third.

    1
33. L

    LordWillmore 8 月 25, 2026

    family guy

    1
34. S

    samjm20 8 月 25, 2026

    I like the teddy bear. Funny

    1
35. N

    Noa Cum 8 月 25, 2026

    entra en el top 5 películas que mas me he reido en mi vida

36. A

    angelica 8 月 25, 2026

    bello ma il primo è impareggiabile

37. R

    rylee 8 月 25, 2026

    Ted wearing a wife beater. I don’t like how lori and him got a divorce, she was suppose to be the one. “Yea that’s true. I’ve been mistaken for an Ewok 3 times” This movie was enjoyable

    5
38. ˜

    ˜”*°•.˜”*°• Scar •°*”˜.•°*”˜ 8 月 25, 2026

    so fun LAMO

39. H

    HAYDIN1 8 月 25, 2026

    Ted Clubber Lang 🔥

40. S

    smittyyy 8 月 25, 2026

    go to movie

    1
41. M

    Marko11382 8 月 25, 2026

    Dobar kao i prvi deo

42. E

    EBJax 8 月 25, 2026

    Like the first. It’s just really funny. I still don’t know what else to say

    1
43. J

    jayden 8 月 25, 2026

    best sequel to a comedy masterpiece

    1
44. J

    Jamie Roe 8 月 25, 2026

    Funny but tries too hard at times

    1
45. A

    ash 8 月 25, 2026

    There’s literally no way anyone slept with that bear X 2 (but also I would also side with him being a person)

    1
46. C

    crimson_hat1 8 月 25, 2026

    #grrrrmondays

    1
47. L

    liv 8 月 25, 2026

    Ted is my Jesus

    1
48. N

    nolannotto88 8 月 25, 2026

    J’adore sag plus drôle que le premier

49. M

    markzucherberg 8 月 25, 2026

    The Second Undisputed Goat

    1
50. C

    C0N2011 8 月 25, 2026

    Fresh cakes

    1
51. Y

    Yessebell Medina 8 月 25, 2026

    Mejor

52. V

    vincent1666 8 月 25, 2026

    Peak

    1
53. N

    Nates_OF 8 月 25, 2026

    Literally just the first movie all over again but not as good

    1
54. C

    CarterH_P 8 月 25, 2026

    Lian neeson buys trix #grr mondays Thank you Morgan freeman

    1
55. D

    dannywalsh123 8 月 25, 2026

    In my humble opinion the first 1 is better thdn the second and idk which is funnier the sereis or the movie

    1
56. H

    HarryGoneRacing 8 月 25, 2026

    a high talking teddy bear making a baby. need i say more?

    1
57. J

    jonputoamo 8 月 22, 2026

    está graciosa como la primera pero la trama es pa vomitar, tragarse la pota y echarla d nuevo d lo mala q es joder

58. 2

    2Kenzó 8 月 18, 2026

    Not as good as the first one or the show 🫤