Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones 2002

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   mia lee vicino 2026年8月23日

   i’m convinced that anakin subconsciously used the force to make padme slowly fall in love with him because there’s simply no way a queen/galactic senator would EVER get with a creepy, whiny child murderer with a mini ponytail

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   PappyGtalksFilm 2026年8月23日

   “I killed them. I killed them all. They’re dead. Every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They’re like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I HATE THEM!” She stills bangs him after that

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3. A

   Addison 2026年8月23日

   Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink. “Well, see ya,” I say and walk away. I’ve got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night’s dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. “Got a spare?” she asks. “What’s in it for me?” I say as I…

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4. C

   clownhead 2026年8月23日

   you: george lucas can’t write dialogue me, absolutely tearing myself apart with hysterical laughter after witnessing c3po’s disembodied head look sadly at his body and say “i’m beside myself” in a dejected tone: you fools. you absolute lowbrow heathens. how could you not understand the depth of this message

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   Wes 2026年8月23日

   this movie is pretty cool but i cant help but think about how better it would be if it was an arthouse lesbian romantic drama about padme and one of her handmaidens running away from the war to start a farm together in the outer rim and they lived happily ever after away from anakins bullshit

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   Theo 2026年8月23日

   Anakin Skywalker sure has some rage in him. Let’s hope it doesn’t manifest into anything!

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   Jay 2026年8月23日

   padme: *falls out of ship* anakin: no! I have to go after her- *realises she’s fallen into a pile of sand* anakin: guess she’ll die

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   bri 2026年8月23日

   out of all people she could leave in charge, padme seriously chooses jar jar binks

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   zgardez1 2026年8月23日

   I love u obi wan and anakin my top 5 movie characters of all time

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    pan_ptr 2026年8月23日

    Anakin is just in his teenage angst depressed horny downbad era

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    aBerk1 2026年8月23日

    Anakin ve Padme’nin aşkını anlatan güzel bir film. Müzikler mükemmel.

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    Jickton 2026年8月23日

    “A bounty hunter called Wee shahn’t sleemo”- zam wessel a long time before 2002

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    kerozcelik 2026年8月23日

    Çok güzel bir film değildi düz aksiyon filmi gibiydi

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    fanoki 2026年8月23日

    how’d Jango Fett’s head not slide out of his helmet

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    Sam 2026年8月22日

    I hate this film like anakin hates sand.

16. A

    agianne 2026年8月22日

    I only remember two things about this movie. The first is the metal headpiece outfit that Padme wears because I had a figurine of her in that outfit and loved it. The second is being amazed at how unfazed she was at taking about a billion pounds of force straight to the crotch and not wincing at all.

17. E

    Eli_here 2026年8月22日

    To be fair, I’d be mad all the time too if I was forced to wear that awful haircut and padawan braid

18. C

    Claykraken 2026年8月22日

    High 2.5 star to low 3 star. Not a star wars fan but think prequels are overhated. Think episode 2 is a step up from episode 1. There was some clunky dialogue and some meh acting and some plot points that didn’t make sense, but overall not bad. We starting getting some of the anakin turning to the dark side stuff, but he doesn’t actually turn until the third one which i wasn’t convinced by in episode three so this one avoids that pitfall.

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    WrightGamer2 2026年8月22日

    The final rankings on the last movie.

20. R

    renkr 2026年8月22日

    Padme y anakin se seguían eligiendo incluso en silencio

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    trivagoman 2026年8月22日

    Mesa busten with happiness has got to be the worst line of this film

22. G

    Garmit 2026年8月22日

    Weak plot and drags on a little too long but overall I think it still holds up fine, like if you are willing to look past some discrepancies and just enjoy Star Wars for what it is you will have a good time despite it lacking some places.

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    kaasmannetje 2026年8月22日

    Padme, hello there 😘 It’s a decent film already better than the first one in the prequel trilogy But it’s nowhere near as good as the original trilogy

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    itzRetroo 2026年8月22日

    Ehhhhh. The movie is a bit of a mess and brings in random characters that don’t make much sense. The dialogue isn’t very good, way too many romance scenes that also aren’t great. I understand that the Padme/Anakin romance is important in how he falls to the dark side, but it is way over done. Some very awkward scenes in that movie. Does introduce the clones however which bumps it up some points. 2.5/5

25. B

    Ben 2026年8月22日

    my dad took my little brother, his friend, and myself to see this in theaters and the three of us laughed uproariously during the yoda lightsaber fight. i still stand by this

26. A

    Anaisabella16 2026年8月22日

    donde coño esta Yarael

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    𝔣𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔞 2026年8月22日

    “our lives are about to be destroyed anyway…” such a shame george lucas never made another movie after this. it had so much potential too, would’ve loved to see where the story went on from here. like imagine they had twins and named one luke and the other leia? that would be so cute but idk. but at least ani and padme got their happily ever after!

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    hibis 2026年8月22日

    que filme LINDO mt mt foda

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    M Naythan 2026年8月22日

    Assitir Ataque dos Clones depois de um ano foi uma surpresa muuuito boa. Eu achava que a trilogia prequel era horrível quando revi no ano passado, mas percebi que estava muito influenciado pela opinião da massa. A trilogia não é ruim. São bons filmes, divertidos demais, e esse segundo episódio é bem melhor que o primeiro. O que mais curti foi da construção do Anakin. Gosto de como o filme vai construindo aos poucos o sofrimento, os sentimentos, a inveja,…

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    edaetus 2026年8月22日

    “I killed them. I killed them all. They’re dead. Every single one of them. And not just the men… But the women and the children too.” The famous quote… It’s so heartbreaking. He is slowly giving himself to anger. “I’ve been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.” Girrlll you are quite the romantic. That’s what I’m talking about… It’s getting betterrr.

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    memegan_ 2026年8月22日

    anakin: eu amo você padmé: isso é preocupante anakin: eu sei padmé: vamos casar ah e o anakin e padmé conversando sobre areia por algum motivo virou uma das coisas mais importantes da minha experiência com star wars

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    weblari 2026年8月22日

    sou eu de novo (com a anna)

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    obiss 2026年8月22日

    Sentí que esta más que una buena peli, era más que nada para hacer entender el episodio 3, es como que era solo un puente. Pero me gusta como muestran los conflictos de Anakin, como lo tratan y lo desarrollan. No lo muestran como un villano, sino que se siente fuera de lugar y no puede pertenecer. Otro tópico importante es la mamá, a mi me pareció mal desde que la abandonó esclava en otro planeta pero bueno. Fue el…

34. A

    Akaashi_pig 2026年8月22日

    Yoda lutando é muito legal e foi maneiro ver mais jedis lutando, mas acontecem muitas coisas e eu não achei taaaaao cool

35. C

    Carmen 2026年8月22日

    The romance was so weak and none of this makes sense

36. D

    daniielaarod 2026年8月22日

    se que esto es un clasico y que no puedo pedirle mucho ya, pero tengo algunas quejas. no dejan a las escenas respirar. cada vez que hay una escena emotiva, me la cortan con la transicion de power point. si al final de cada escena entre padme y anakin me hubiesen dejado aunque sea 3 segunditos de ellos mirandose a los ojos, la tension se hubiese construido mejor. realmente tampoco chirria tanto porque el hayden christensen esta mas bueno que…

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    ☆ smellie ☆ 2026年8月22日

    holy poop! and people call the first one boring???? this shit lame ah hell.

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    Gabriel Keyworth 2026年8月22日

    begun the clone war has 🥶

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    Manuca 2026年8月22日

    eu tô obcecada. Mas que coisa BOA senhorpq eu não assisti isso antes, o casamento secreto #gatilho #nemamo

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    gabcalabria 2026年8月22日

    “you’re so beautiful” “It’s only because i’m so in love” meus bebes

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    James Ryan 2026年8月22日

    Again, absolute classic

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    Luna 2026年8月22日

    I killed them all? como se notaba el destino que tenía Anakin juajua. Episode I y II son los más malos y aburridos de todas las sagas en mi opinion, pero no puedo evitar amarlos y a Geroge Lucas, no me importa lo que digan.

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    reza 2026年8月22日

    This feels like a [very good] 14 year old was given the resources of a proper studio to create a film. The ideas make for a great story but in terms of actual writing, fuck me lmao. It just feels like I’m watching the storyboarded ‘so this happens to the character then this then this then this’ but they forgot to add bits inbetween for the final cut. You get moments like the infamous ‘and not just the men, but…

44. C

    cvjetićanin 2026年8月22日

    Mi ero dimenticata di quanto fosse bello questo film..btw per me è così divertente vedere Yoda saltare in giro a combattere ma non essere in grado di camminare correttamente senza il suo bastone. mi spezza

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    victorr103 2026年8月22日

    Bastante entretenida, mas que la primera. Escenarios muy chulos y mola la referencia de Sevilla. Me gusta mucho la comedia de esta película, los cameos de Sebulba y mi colegon JarJar de senador, aunque lo mas gracioso desde luego han sido los delirantes peinados de padme innecesariamente complicados y los diseños de naves totalmente aleatorios. Obi Wan me ha parecido un completo brasas y no muy buen maestro pero bueno entiendo que esta preocupado supongo. Las escenas de acción mooooolan…

46. E

    elijah 2026年8月22日

    I’m confused why was padme ever attracted to anakin? She literally told him she would always view him as a little kid from Tatoine; he makes her feel uncomfortable a lot; and he yelled at her that he killed a bunch of children! This movie sucks ass man. Was only enjoyable in the last 15 minutes.

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    Jas Sangha 2026年8月22日

    At the time it was exciting enough to see Yoda spinning about like Sonic withs lightsaber but in retrospect I’d much rather see Anakin going Vader on all the men, woman and children. Show, don’t tell George.

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    ValentinoGray 2026年8月22日

    Per fortuna è tornato C3-PO

49. B

    Barbarian67 2026年8月22日

    How in the fuck did I give this movie a 2 star

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    NotUrAverageJo 2026年8月22日

    Boo !

51. A

    Angel Montero 2026年8月22日

    have to be honest: Attack of the Clones is one of those films that I enjoy watching far more than I think I actually like. Because, despite all its problems, it is still Star Wars. And it has some genuinely great moments. The biggest problem for me is the visual side. In The Phantom Menace, George Lucas was already using plenty of CGI, but there was still a good amount of physical sets, practical effects and real locations. Here, however,…

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    m00nzk 2026年8月22日

    quando você tá em um momento romântico com seu bofe e ele te fala que o sistema de governo ideal para ele é uma ditadura……………. tudo isso com você sendo uma senadora e ex líder de um governo >>>democrático

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    JobvanEtten 2026年8月22日

    Hm ja, erg lelijke film. Voor een groot deel kan ik mijn review van Episode I hier kopieëren en plakken. Nog steeds slechte dialoog, houterig acteerwerk en ongeïnspireerd geregisseerd. Alle gedateerde digitale sets helpen daar ook niet bij denk ik. En dan ook nog in combinatie met de vroege overstap naar digitale camera’s. Ik kreeg oprecht af en toe The Room en Megalopolis vibes. Wel veel interessante concepten, maar niks wordt echt goed uitgevoerd. Het is ook gewoon een beetje zielig, want…

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    ౨ৎ 2026年8月21日

    eu gosto muito de star wars então provavelmente vou ser suspeita KKKKKKK achei esse bem divertido, mas definitivamente não é um dos meus favoritos da saga. tem umas partes que eu amo e outras que me fazem ficar tipo 🙄 mas ainda gosto bastante

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    Lucas 2026年8月21日

    I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY MADE CONTACT WITH THE PRIME MINISTER OF KAMINO. THEY ARE USING A BOUNTY HUNTER NAMED JANGO FETT TO CREATE A CLONE ARMY.

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    Jonah 2026年8月20日

    Obviously a disaster but not without some merits. I buy what Hayden Christensen is selling much more than most considering how little he has to work with dialogue-wise and with Portman giving absolutely nothing. I enjoy the genre play, though they could’ve leaned harder into noir with Obi-Wan’s arc. It’s best around the Tatooine massacre, where The Searchers source material resonates—a reminder that John Wayne holds most of the Darth Vader DNA. The romance is mostly flat but there are a couple of scenes where I genuinely see it.

57. J

    joshtdu 2026年8月18日

    Very little sauce

58. A

    Amos777 2026年8月12日

    Nostalgia Type shii

59. T

    Topher Wolfzorn 2026年7月24日

    I remember this being unwatchable. Turns out, surprisingly watchable

60. A

    Aguss_______ 2026年6月6日

    Es muyy pro y la pareja de Anakin y Padme me llena años de vida.

61. T

    tw1nkleto3s 2025年9月6日

    Probably would be so much better if I watched it on my own or with someone who i actually enjoyed being around and if they actually stfu instead of talking over it so I couldn’t understand what was going on and then having to, again, talk over it to explain to me what they were just talking over. Other than that it was alright.