G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 2009
Directed by Stephen Sommers · 118 mins · 1,599 views
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If you could distill the essence of Mountain Dew, Axe Body Spray, and old Hasbro commercials of the 1980s, and then turn that essence into a movie, the result would be G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Also, as far as I’m concerned, putting molded lips on Snake Eyes’ mask is a way sillier choice than putting nipples on the Bat-suit. Why would you put lips on the mask of a guy who never talks?
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Action!: The Campy, The Violent and The Plot Twist – Sommers’ Camp At the moment Baroness points out to a woman standing in a crystal door and tells her to run, looking back and telling her how good her shoes looked, that was the moment when I started to think how awesome will Sommers be as a director in an MCU movie. Seriously, why hasn’t Feige brought this man out of retirement. As for the movie itself, it was just as weird and overblown as I had been led to believe. It’s almost 120 minutes of extreme cheese, camp, and it’s very entertaining in many ways. This is one of the few films where Sommers did not write the screenplay,…
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I don’t really have a strong opinion of this either way except that Snake Eyes with lips on his mask is actually nightmare fuel
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really nails that action figure thing where the simplest shit in the world (good guys vs. bad guys) is the most convoluted shit requiring reams of flashbacks and breathless over-explanation. THE SCOTTISH ARMS DEALER IS SHOOTING NANOBOTS AT THE EIFFEL TOWER! JOES, ASSEMBLE!
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Total amount of credibility points accumulated in 37 years of being a movie moron with no social life: roughly 200k. Me after seeing this film: ‘Ohmygod!!!!!!!! I love it, I love it love it love it LOVE IT!!!!!!!!’ New total amount of credibility points accumulated in 37 years of being a movie moron with no social life: roughly 0 Total amount of ‘not giving a fuck’ points: 2.000.000.000.000
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Sosa’s Rewatch Thoughts on GI Joe The Rise of Cobra (2009) Very Good, 72 out of 100 I’m tired of being outcasted for thinking this shit is peak. 2009 was a banger year for me, so there’s some nostalgia influencing this scoring and rating. Even then, despite all of its flaws, I think Rise of Cobra could have been the start of a Transformers-level franchise. You know, big explosions, little plot, bad writing, and box office millions? The nanomites, the cgi, and the hot women going into combat with inappropriate attire. Just so 2009 coded. The thing that was truly TERRIBLE here (aside from the paper thin writing) was Tatum’s acting. Genuinely how did THAT scene make it to post-production??…
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Sosa’s Rewatch Thoughts on GI Joe The Rise of Cobra (2009) Very Good, 72 out of 100 I’m tired of being outcasted for thinking this shit is peak. 2009 was a banger year for me, so there’s some nostalgia influencing this scoring and rating. Even then, despite all of its flaws, I think Rise of Cobra could have been the start of a Transformers-level franchise. You know, big explosions, little plot, bad writing, and box office millions? The nanomites, the…
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Noo don´t go evil you´re so sexy haha
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good(?)
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y pensar q esta era una de mis peliculas favoritas de txiki, jodeme mas va
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A. Sommers name needs to be more recognized I mean he did the mummy B those accelerator suits are so cool and when they jumped over the train my thought was-“a subway surfers live action action movie could be cool af”
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éteint ça se regarde quand tu joues à côté quoi
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Es mala, muy mala. Tío, sale Brendan Fraser haciendo de extra, cuando ya era famoso. Para empezar, estoy cansado de ver al niño karateca en todas las películas de los 2000, ¿no hay otro niño para usar? Si rompes el hielo, no sé hunde, eso sigue flotando memo. No sense por todas partes. ¿Cómo vas a estar feliz? Has matado a cientos de personas por tu persecución de mierda, eso son cientos de nuevos villanos que te la tienen jurada.…
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this feels like a fever dream of a cast and setting and conflict and just everything about it tbh.
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It’s aged better than I thought it would, so I actually had a good time this time around.
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AAnthony 8 月 18, 2026
currently healing my inner child. This also brought back a core memory of my youth. SNAKE EYES RULES!!
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Best movie ever Best part is snake eyes in a cloak Worst part is the dog ass plot and dog ass acting. It’s for the toys
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An IP we didn’t ask for.
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Mmmmm mmmm mmmmm it’s so good
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Ce film fait ce pour quoi il a était réalisé, à savoir, de l’action, des effets spéciaux et une histoire sympa qui donne envie d’être suivie. Quelques moments nous rappellent un peu les X-men et c’est plutôt une belle remarque. J’attends la suite
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These were such important film during my childhood and my formative years G.I. Joe was up there with Transformers, Indiana Jones and Star Wars back then and I am really happy to say that this has aged a lot better than I expected🥳 This is such a maximalist movie that goes full throttle all the time and it takes itself super seriously (which I adore) Channing Tatum used to be my absolute favorite childhood actor and even though, in retrospect,…
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Esse é aquele filme de ação pra ver no domingo a tarde depois do almoço.
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Fun and stupid
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quando eu era criança pra mim isso aqui era o ápice dos filmes
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The only thing I can say for this movie is when I was watching in the theater, my brother turns to me and says; “I might be wrong, but pretty sure, ice floats.”
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A fun, fast paced action movie that delivers. plenty of entertainment and a twist towards the end.
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🦅🇺🇸. AMERICAAAAA FUCK YEEEAH 🦅🇺🇸
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Let’s categorise this as so bad, that it’s actually good. Like, it’s probably more fun than any of the Transformers movies with a fraction of the budget. It’s best to not overthink how they’re funding, staffing or hiding all this wild shit. Or how everyone is an expert level marksman, pilot & submariner all at once. Just sit down and let the ‘good guys always win’ of it all wash over you. My one big question is, was Dennis Quaid in the same room as anyone else that’s in this movie?
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Eevanderjones 8 月 16, 2026
Never watched this one growing up. I don’t know if there’s a single redeeming quality in this movie. The script, story, directing, sound track, costumes and most of the performances are bad. I feel bad for GI Joe fans.
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Famoso filme ruim, bom
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Recently I had been a little curious to give these films another day in court before finally checking out the Snake Eyes film, so I decided that would be my little afternoon project today, kicking off the revisit in the early afternoon. G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra came out in 2009, and I recall watching it with a certain degree of mixed feelings, due to my nostalgia for the cartoon and comic books of my youth. Realistically, my nostalgia…
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没有来得及补完就去看了2.。。。。。。嗯 觉得还是2比较好看吧 第一部就是科幻片的感觉。。。囧瑟夫居然是BOSS我去
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Not bad.
- Synopsis
- From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos.
- Director
- Stephen Sommers
- Writer
- Stuart Beattie, David Elliot, Paul Lovett
- Studio
- Paramount Pictures, Spyglass Entertainment, di Bonaventura Pictures, Hasbro
- Country
- USA, Czechia, France, Japan
- Language
- English, French, Scottish Gaelic, Gaelic
- Year
- 2009
- Runtime
- 118 mins
- Belgium03 Aug 2009
- Canada05 Aug 2009
- Australia06 Aug 2009
- UK07 Aug 2009
- USA07 Aug 2009
- Sweden11 Aug 2009
- Netherlands13 Aug 2009
- Bulgaria14 Aug 2009
- Italy11 Sep 2009
- Netherlands18 Nov 2011
- Japan27 Jul 2009
- Switzerland05 Aug 2009
- Hungary06 Aug 2009
- Poland07 Aug 2009
- Netherlands16 Dec 2009
- Netherlands31 May 2010
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