Dungeons & Dragons 2000

影评 (14)

1. D

   DirkH 2026年8月23日

   Based on the famous role playing game of the same name. In this game, as in most RPGs, you can create a character and choose an alignment. You know, evil, good, neutral, that kind of stuff. Thanks to Jeremy Irons we can now choose from a whole new alignment: overacting evil! Thanks Jeremy!

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2. S

   Sabrina 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 2026年8月23日

   The peak of cinema. I don’t even know what happened. Not a single line is delivered well. The CGI is some of the worst of the era. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. Dumb campiness that I needed in my veins. Same ending as The Whale.

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3. X

   xtini 2026年8月23日

   There is no god.

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4. C

   Christian Di Leo 2026年8月23日

   One big bright shining star for Jeremy Irons, who absolutely outshines every other cast member as he chews up every single piece of scenery in this entertainingly bad pile of dragon shit. His overacting and facial expressions are truly the only real enjoyment that I got out of this thing. It’s worth a one-time watch for his performance alone. He’s hammier than a butcher shop window and it’s a goddamn glorious sight to see! RATATATATATATA! LET THEIR BLOOD RAIN FROM THE SKY! Also, ½ a star for some decent real life sets, locations and production design. 🏰🧑👐🐲👨‍🦲🔵💋👸🏻🪄🟡🐉🌲🏘🧑🏻🤏👦🏿🐌🤏🏿👩🗺🌪🗑🪓🪖🧔🏰🔵💋👨‍🦲👂🐉🖐🧑🏘🧑🏻👩➡️🕳🗺🏰👦🏿😵🗡👨‍🦲🔵💋

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5. M

   Matthew Kelly 2026年8月23日

   This movie is so boring that even Jeremy Irons’ wonderful overacting cannot save it.

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6. C

   Curtis 2026年8月23日

   Worst campaign ever. But, holy Toledo, somebody had fun…

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7. 👽

   👽 Zara 👽 2026年8月23日

   jeremy irons was once asked why he did this film and he responded with the fact that he had just bought a castle and needed to pay it off somehow

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8. D

   David Sims 2026年8月23日

   needed more Irons in the fire

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9. M

   maiapog 2026年8月23日

   there were sooooooo many dungeons! but guess what… there were even more dragons!!!!!!!

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10. W

    Will Walker 2026年8月23日

    “Hold on a minute, I think I’m in love!” “With an elf?! They think humans are a joke!” “Okay, I lied! I just wanna hit it!” You will never get me to hate this movie. It’s not “so bad, it’s good”, it’s better than the new one and I’ll take it over 2/3 of the MCU. It’s no more cheesy than those and was made with a lot more heart. It never has to undercut its drama with Guardians style comedy. It’s campy and silly and gay all the way through, but the darker third act is honestly really strong dramatic stuff. Sweeping shots of digital kingdoms, motion capture on a silent CGI creature, a massive city scale battle years…

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11. W

    Will Walker 2026年8月23日

    This movie is awesome, y’all just hate camp. If I like any character in the new film as much as Marlon Wayans’ Snails, if the art direction is half as gorgeous as what was achieved here or if any action sequence is as impressive as that climactic dragon dogfight through the metropolis of Izmer, I will leave the cinema a happy moviegoer.

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12. C

    c.w. scott 2026年8月23日

    Jeremy Irons rolled for Acting and got a Natural 20

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13. C

    CinemaSerf 2023年8月28日

    I saw this at the time it was released in 2000, and I couldn’t quite fathom how Oscar winning Jeremy Irons (“Profion”) ever found his way onto the screen for this nonsense. The whole thing centres around his megalomaniacal desire to depose the Empress (a shockingly wooden Thora Birch) and seize her sceptre that controls the white dragons. She’s having none of that, so he must now seek out the red “Rod of Savina” via his menacing henchman “Damodar” (Bruce Payne) for that controls the red ones. Meantime petty thieves “Ridley” (Justin Whalin) and his pal “Snails” (Marlon Wayans) manage to get embroiled in the plot after a visit to the House of Magic goes a bit awry. The scene is now set for some silly, set-piece escapades with some basic special effects, a daft cameo from Richard O’Brien (reappraising his “Adventure Game” performance) and, well you get the drift. It’s poor, this – but I didn’t hate it. There is a bit of fun being had, Whalin is easy enough on the eye and the whole thing has it’s tongue so firmly planted in it’s cheek that it is hard to actually dislike it – especially at the end when Iron hits super-ham mode and the dragons all take flight. Sure, the dialogue is daft but somehow that just didn’t matter. Despite myself, I quite enjoyed this….

14. W

    Wuchak 2018年3月13日

    Campy, amusing heroic fantasy with – you guessed it – dungeons and dragons.

    RELEASED IN 2000 and directed by Courtney Solomon, “Dungeons & Dragons” chronicles events in the kingdom of Izmer where the idealistic Empress (Thora Birch) advocates equality between the mages and commoners while the power-mad Profion (Jeremy Irons) plots to overthrow the Empress with the help of his formidable henchman Damodar (Bruce Payne). A ragtag team is assembled to save Izmer by apprehending the Eye of the Dragon: Two thieves (Justin Whalin and Marlon Wayans), a beautiful mage apprentice (Zoe McLellan), a dwarf (Lee Arenberg) and an elf girl (Kristen Wilson).

    The first shot with Irons hamming it up as the diabolical Profion made me bust out laughing. In other words, the movie telegraphs from the get-go that it’s not to be taken seriously. If you can roll with the campiness, this is an amusing throwaway fantasy flick. Imagine the gaudiness of “Star Wars” (1977) if the story were transplanted to a Medieval-like kingdom where dragons & magic are reality and you’d have a good idea of what “Dungeons & Dragons” has to offer.

    This was a theatrical release that cost a whopping $45 million, but totally bombed at the box office. The 2005 sequel “Wrath of the Dragon God” (with only Bruce Payne returning as Damodar) cost just $15 million and is slightly better because the creators took the material seriously, but it’s decidedly TV fantasy fare.

    The film scores pretty well on the female front with the winsome McLellan and cutie Birch. Whalin and Wayans are entertaining as the two main protagonists, if you can get past their goofiness. People love to hate Snails (Wayans), but I found him to be a likable, amusing character.

    THE MOVIE RUNS 1 hour 47 minutes and was shot in the Czech Republic (Kutná Hora and Prague). WRITERS: Topper Lilien and Carroll Cartwright.

    GRADE: C