Clerks 1994

影评 (82)

1. C

   cookie 2026年8月24日

   my crush on randal…. proof of my mental illness……..

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2. V

   vi 2026年8月24日

   “MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED THIRTY SEVEN DICKS” “in a row?”

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3. S

   SilentDawn 2026年8月24日

   60 An essential text for anyone working retail.

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4. L

   liam f 2026年8月24日

   all those in favour of black-and-white directorial debuts becoming an official film genre say aye

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5. B

   Bryan Espitia 2026年8月24日

   Any contractor working on that Death Star knew the risk involved. If they got killed, it’s their own fault.

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6. W

   Will Sloan 2026年8月24日

   Any time I’ve revisited a Kevin Smith movie it’s been a dire experience, so I was anxious about checking in on this for the first time in over a decade. But y’know what? I still really think you gotta hand it to him for this one. There are scenes and jokes that don’t hold up. If you know the movie, you know which ones they are. But it also has a lot of very funny stuff, like Randal fucking around with his customers, and that iconic Death Star conversation. It’s full of characters and details that could only come from someone who really worked in retail, and the one-long-day structure gives all these vignettes a compelling shape. Randal is a…

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7. J

   Jaxi 2026年8月24日

   this movie is lucky it’s so damn good because the generation of film boys it inspired have been terrorizing my gender for years

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8. V

   Vinny Simms 2026年8月24日

   the first half of every Regular Show episode

   750 3
9. B

   Branson Reese 2026年8月24日

   I thought Randal Graves was the coolest character in all of fiction when I was 14 and that’s a mark I’ll bear for the rest of my days

   897 3
10. D

    Dylan Gorzen 2026年8月24日

    Randall and Dante are like Kevin Smith’s version of Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show

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11. M

    mary 2026年8月24日

    “my ex girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy and my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks” “37”

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12. O

    oleksii oleksii 2026年8月24日

    фильм о типо подростках для подростков есть и тупые и интересные мысли как всегда депресивно

13. 3

    333miliano 2026年8月23日

    Hella geeked should’ve paid more attention

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14. N

    NakNemo 2026年8月23日

    Farsans favorit. Man märker att de är låg budget men shit va rolig den va.

15. J

    jimeegarciiaa 2026年8月23日

    mi última peli con 23

16. A

    Andrew 2026年8月23日

    I don’t think I’ve ever had a movie resonate so strongly and so quickly with me in my entire life like holy shit this is a masterpiece

    1
17. C

    coal 2026年8月23日

    I see a possible future for me. It is very bleak but also hilarious to others.

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18. E

    EBFilmsss 2026年8月23日

    “My friend here’s trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.”

19. L

    Lijer12 2026年8月23日

    That town was definitely full of savages

20. D

    Dan_1_iel 2026年8月23日

    37 dicks in a row is impressive I will say.

    2
21. A

    Alex 2026年8月23日

    I’m feeling like it’s gonna be an algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity type of autumn

22. F

    FloodLight 2026年8月23日

    Like watching bad improv where the punchlines are either non-existent or forced edge-lord try-hard stuff. The dialogue is so cringe and the characters are uninteresting. Now, as a study on the shallowness of early 90s youth, it does kind of work. But they’re trying to be funny and like 95% of the jokes didn’t land for me. There are maybe two observational bits that work. And the brief interjections of pseudo-intellectualism don’t help its cause. I couldn’t wait to get away from these characters. Soundtrack is great.

    2
23. B

    brookywooky 2026年8月23日

    pretty funny

24. H

    h 2026年8月23日

    is it the best? no just because it’s an indie movie does that make it bad? ALSO NO

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25. J

    JudeVoyles 2026年8月23日

    Poop and butt. Sorta like “slacker” but at least this is sorta funny and has main characters. Would never watch this movie again. wasted a Saturday night fr.

26. F

    FraterShipdown 2026年8月23日

    My third favorite Kevin Smith film, and probably the most widely known. What he accomplished with a one camera set up and a cast of essentially his friends doing him a favor is impressive as hell. Reminds me of films I made in college, in the best way possible. Giving yourself a role where you have an excuse to be omnipresent but speak no lines is still a great and specific directorial choice. If this is the movie film bros quote, you know they don’t know the deeper lore, but it’s not a red flag.

27. J

    Julia Kudinova 2026年8月23日

    i would’ve loved this at 16

28. W

    WAKA WAKA 69 2026年8月23日

    Fuck Donte man

29. ˗

    ˗ˏˋ kyeema ˎˊ˗ 2026年8月23日

    i feel like i just watched a film about how my summer went minus the engagement with women and pornography. also, i fuck with the black and white

30. K

    Karli Kane 2026年8月23日

    Boring and bad acting IMO

31. J

    JimJamJojo 2026年8月23日

    Fucking hilarious.

32. L

    lfloris79 2026年8月23日

    Pretty unique and makes you just wanna go out there and shoot. Simple premise, great, snappy dialogue. The a story with the current and ex girlfriend is great. Especially in how it manifests in the protagonist: he’s not only moaning and complaining about it, but it’s as if his actions were a direct reflection of what he’s feeling due to his love life. Even when they don’t nevessarily relate to the relaitonship. That’s a great way to explore character, especially…

33. R

    Rockeroutcast 2026年8月23日

    А я думав, що мені клієнти на роботі тупорилі запитання задають, я помилявся. Всім би такого трушного кента як Рєндал, який ненавидить людей, дивиться фільми (неважливо якої категорії) і підтримує у будь-який незрозумілій ситуації, навіть з жінками.

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34. M

    Michelle 2026年8月22日

    this film is all about the dialogue for me. the characters feel real. the conversations get weird, but some stuff (the death star conversation) is definitely something I’d talk about. I don’t like how some versions include the animate “lost scene”, it’s funnier when it’s a mystery. This film holds a special place in my heart though. I’m glad it exists

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35. T

    Thoranpok 2026年8月22日

    if i couldve, i wouldve given money for this so there was colour cause this is a great indie movie

36. M

    Meghan 2026年8月22日

    exceedingly boring but miserable twenty somethings are always gonna get points from me

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37. M

    MaddDog31 2026年8月22日

    Jay and Silent Bob are basically Graydon and Riley from Hivemind

38. C

    cruz 2026年8月22日

    the writing is just too good. This is a certified hood classic.

39. E

    ElArielos13 2026年8月22日

    No parare de decir que está película se trata de mi

40. H

    han 2026年8月22日

    something smells like shoe polish

41. C

    Clementine Hull 2026年8月22日

    At the beginning I was a little apprehensive about the movie but the further I got in, the more I realized I was really enjoying it. Very dialogue heavy but in a good way.

42. F

    faunsoda 2026年8月22日

    i loved it! im a big fan of dialogue and i thought this movie was really funny and charming. i also love randal (but who doesnt)

43. D

    danielmbcook 2026年8月22日

    Very funny off-beat comedy.

44. C

    Craig_Money 2026年8月22日

    Makes me wish New Jersey was real.

45. B

    bntrry 2026年8月22日

    Just a camera and a dream

    1
46. M

    mlm031 2026年8月22日

    The second half was much better than first. I liked any scene where Dante and Randal were just bullshitting together. I didn’t care much for Veronica.

47. T

    ThatsALotaChris 2026年8月22日

    Can really never look at this the same since that Legend of Korra dub came out.

48. S

    Silenced 2026年8月22日

    The most accurate depiction of a retail job in 1996 ever put to film

49. S

    ShimarioSucks 2026年8月22日

    the original ending being dante just getting shot and killed for no reason is very funny

    2
50. X

    Xander Altamirano 2026年8月22日

    Como dijo un día un gran pensador: “Ningún trabajo es malo, lo malo es tener que trabajar ☝🏻.” Si todos trabajaramos en atención al cliente por lo menos un año habría más empatía hacia las personas que se dedican a eso. La gente suele ser una mierda. Y después estoy yo que cuento 20 veces la plata antes de ir a la caja porque me da vergüenza hacer perder el tiempo al trabajador xd. Esta película tiene un libreto excepcional, muy graciosa, irreverente y subversiva.

51. L

    lenebean 2026年8月22日

    “I’m offering you my body and you’re offering me semantics.” I love Randal. He’s a cool dude. Can’t believe I only watched this film at 32 years old. This script is honestly so good. So smart and funny.

52. A

    apollaur 2026年8月22日

    very good high watch

53. D

    Daniel Rossman 2026年8月22日

    – He broke his neck. – And you call that an embarrassing way of dying. – He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.

54. Z

    Zionsincere 2026年8月22日

    I would definitely kick it with Randal

55. V

    vee 2026年8月22日

    chinese dick

56. A

    ashwi1liams 2026年8月22日

    “you know there’s a million fine looking women in the world dude, but they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. most of them just cheat on you.” thanks silent bob

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57. E

    Ece 2026年8月22日

    bn de tam sigara içiyodum

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58. J

    jackie_iie 2026年8月22日

    awesome shit to watch for whatever occasion , hella entertaining and the dynamic between dante and randal, chef’s fucking kiss

    2
59. M

    Miles 2026年8月22日

    Worlds fattest man weds tiniest women

60. K

    kyle 2026年8月22日

    “What smells like shoe polish?”

61. R

    Rob Warren 2026年8月22日

    Shiii!!! This film was awesomeeee!!!! 😀 I loved everything about this film!! From the comedy, the performances, the soundtrack, the characters and the pacinggg!!! I honestly can’t find anything bad about this film!!! :> Also damn Randal has an awesome job!!

    2
62. T

    tangerinethief401 2026年8月22日

    Dante’s Inferno

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63. G

    Greyson Green 2026年8月22日

    I forgot that black and white dosent mean the movie is gonna be meaningful

64. S

    Sean-Luke 2026年8月22日

    Randal’s a dick but he was 100% right about that Death Star thing

65. Z

    Zack Chastain 2026年8月22日

    Impressive feat of filmmaking and legitimately funny with iconic characters.

66. J

    Jerome Toesniff 2026年8月22日

    I honestly didn’t expect all that from this movie. The characters are all so interesting, the conversations are insane, the situations are all insane, and I honestly just love how it’s a level of absurdity both absurd and absurdly real. Honestly probbaly a top 10 for me, at least top 20.

67. E

    echoj 2026年8月22日

    This is one of the movies that made a big impression when it came out. It continues to still make one. 37!

68. S

    slava 2026年8月22日

    I’m not even supposed to be here today!

69. T

    The Nick Show 2026年8月22日

    I always forget how great this movie is. Not the acting lol… no offense to the actors they got for the movie, im aware how cheaply it was made. But you can tell when theyre just reciting lines lol But who cares!!! Its such a relatable movie, for anyone who just feels stuck in life. Plus the soundtrack is so fucking awesome, ‘got me wrong’ ‘shooting star’ and ‘leaders and followers’ sooo good!

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70. C

    Casey 2026年8月22日

    🙂

71. W

    Willyboy1201 2026年8月22日

    Dante and Randall’s dynamic reminds me a bit too much of me with my friends.

72. A

    AyceeTime 2026年8月22日

    Dialouge heads rejoice Okay but for real I love clerks, it still holds up

73. G

    Gilgamesh_Uruk 2026年8月21日

    It’s a show in spirit, and a movie in reality, the writting’s great really captures the idle chit-chat of co-workers on a dead-end job, it’s interesting as not many movies I know of have captured the same niche as this film has.

    2
74. G

    Ghostly 2026年8月21日

    Watched for Jay and Silent Bob, stayed for Randal.

    1
75. E

    emerysaige 2026年8月21日

    “You know, there’s a million fine lookin women in the world, dude. But they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of ‘em just cheat on you” I am a BIG fan of Kevin Smith. Coincidentally, I have not seen this movie before today, I actually watched Clerks 2 before the original. It was exactly what I thought it’d be in every way imaginable. No one can make movies the way he does. Same dude that made Tusk, by the way.

76. O

    oceanbreazIam14 2026年8月21日

    I thought this was going to be better than it was

77. L

    L1L UNC1V1L 2026年8月21日

    (8.6) A Linklater and Tarantino cross-breed inspiration that birthed what is now a quintessential slacker comedy. We get the spark from Slacker with the dialogue from Reservoir Dogs, and it couldn’t gel more seamlessly. We get a perfect representation of what I assume would be thought up, if those two created a flick together: Caitlin appearing from miles away to, within minutes of meeting her, unknowingly have sex with a masturbatory dead guy in a convenience store bathroom. I got…

78. J

    joaopgriep 2026年8月21日

    and i wasn’t even supposed to be here muito bom mas discordo da escolha artistica de ser preto e branco

79. Z

    Zach 2026年8月21日

    Yeah this still holds up…one of my favorite comedies. Mallrats still my fav rn but this is a great fucking movie from Kevin Smith…Jay and Silent Bob I love you…

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80. N

    Nikkinico_ 2026年8月18日

    A colleague of mine told me this was a good stoner movie, so it seemed appropriate to watch and log it as my 420th film on this site. I actually enjoyed this quite a bit, it’s stupid and doesn’t really have a point, but similar to something The Big Lebowski or La Haine, it feels deliberately pointless in best way possible. It’s just a dumb low stakes story with great characters and some of the best banter I’ve heard in any movie I’ve seen.

    1
81. J

    John Avila 2026年8月17日

    This perfectly captured the retail experience (besides the necrophilia)

82. S

    Shanky1980 1994年8月16日

    Clerks feels like a photograph taken with a cheap disposable camera the kind where the colours are slightly fucked, the edges are blurry, and somehow that makes the memory feel more real. Watching it as a teenager in the ’90s was like being handed a glimpse into adulthood before you were remotely ready for it. There was something strangely comforting about seeing Dante and Randal standing behind that counter, surrounded by cigarettes, bad attitudes, cheap coffee and customers who seemed…