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Few people are able to make a career and fairly substantial money while sucking so terribly at their job. In film, there is Uwe Boll. He has directed an amazing 14 films with a 3.0 or below on IMDB (1.5 stars or below equivalent for Letterboxd) and has two in the Bottom 15 of all time. His films are amazingly bad. Coming in at #13 on the IMDB Bottom 25 Films of All Time is Alone in the Dark (2005). The plot of this movie is so jumbled and disorganized, that they felt they needed to add a 200 world crawl to the beginning of the film to explain things. And even that didn’t work. The storytelling is poor, the…
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Listen I love House of the Dead, I really do. It’s completely awful and very entertaining for all the ways that only people like me love and it’s inexplicably rewatchable so I feel like I should love this mess just as much but…I don’t. I’ve tried and it just doesn’t work on that same terrible/delightful level. I’d write a brief synopsis about this but I don’t really know what to say. It opens with this super long scrolling intro that apparently had to be added after test audiences were left incredibly confused, and even after watching this at least 3 times, I still don’t really have any idea what it’s about. There are awful cgi monsters that you never get…
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It’s my first Uwe Boll movie and I have almost nothing to say. Seriously, even on a basic descriptive level, I couldn’t tell you the plot of this film if you held a gun to my head. Alone in the Dark is bewildering, but also strangely generic. At times it is terribly boring in its unambitious meandering and under-explanation of key story points, while at other times it springs to life, wildly changing its aesthetic and going into overblown, action-packed, heavy metal music video mode. I was frequently unsure of what Boll was going for here. Suspense? Mystery? Sci-fi action? Horror? The more “horrifying” scenes lack any tension or terrified intrigue and the action beats are cliched. I know this…
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Uwe Boll could probably roast me more than I could roast this film. this kind of falls into the category of shitty fun films where it is probably some of the most atrocious shit that you’ve ever seen, but damn is it fun to watch. There is some god awful acting and line delivery in this movie like holy shit Man 😭 it’s probably also just the script because the dialogue is criminally awful. I will give it props for that sick ice bullet scene it kinda made me hard ngl. also, extra note they should put a goddamn epilepsy warning on here Jesus Christ, 52 minutes in be warned. 1.5/10
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WWill Sloan 2026年8月24日
This would have passed unnoticed had it premiered on the Syfy Channel, but instead it opened wide and launched Uwe Boll’s tenure as cinema’s village idiot. Looks like it was shot in the Bat Cave at the Science Centre. Certain scenes have a stilted, lost-in-translation quality that reminded me of Lucio Fulci, but it’s fair to say that Boll is not an equivalent talent. Great to see Jack Nicholson’s two sons from different marriages, Christian Slater and Stephen Dorff, tearing it up together. Not Tara Reid’s finest hour. I wish I saw this theatrically instead of trudging out to House of Sand and Fog or some shit like that.
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NOT a stirring drama about someone masturbating for the first time. That title is totally misleading as it had to be either that or an adaptation of a brilliant video game. Unfortunately, it is neither.
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WWill Sloan 2026年8月24日
Revisiting one of the classics of my pandemic-era Zoom movie club. Not entirely without a certain Shocking Dark (Mattei, 1989) energy. Nice moment in the DVD extras where Christian Slater grins and says, “We’re makin’ a horror movie? What could be better?” Good attitude.
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◖◗ ◕ ◓ ◒ ◑ ◐ ☹ 𝕰𝖓𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖆y𝖘 𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝕳𝖚𝖓𝖙 ☹ ◐ ◑ ◒ ◓ ◕ ◖◗ 𝟖. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐋𝐁 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 I added this to my watchlist after a conversation with Nathaxnne recently when we realized our shared love for Tara Reid. How could I not want to see a film in which Tara Reid plays an archaeologist in frosted pink lip gloss? About fifteen minutes into the movie I was having such a hard time paying attention that I paused to look at Uwe Boll’s filmography and that’s when I realized that this would be my very first film of his. How is that possible? I thought I’d seen House of the Dead…
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knew it was unserious from the first fight scene. convoluted plot with plenty of holes, aptly complemented by poor acting.
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Langweilig und verwirrend. Christian Slater war der einzige Lichtblick.
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best movie ive seen this year ong
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2026: 100 Days of Halloween Horrorthon 2026 So Bad It’s Good Marathon 2026 First Time Watch Via DVD 🌌🫣👾(3/10) 💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩💩
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Avrei preferito un pugno nei coglioni.
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Christian Slater (a paranormal investigator) and Tara Reid (an archeologist) team up with Stephen Dorff (something) to fight indiginous spine-caterpillar-planting dinosaurs? Terrible. I laughed a lot.
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Poor Christian Slater, Tara Reid AND Stephen Dorff. This was terrible and I couldn’t really follow it.
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It’s just really fucking bad
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seriously considered the highly regarded 1/2 star but i kinda fw the creatures
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Well, I mean yeah…it’s exactly as I remember.
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Alone In The Dark (2005) is the same old horrible junk from Uwe Boll. Christian Slater stars as Edward Carnby, a private investigator who specializes in unexplainable supernatural phenomena and he, along with archaeologist Aline Cedrac (played by Tara Reid) and a team of Bureau 713 agents uncover a plot to awaken a demonic race called the Abkani. I like Christian Slater as an actor, I think he’s such an underrated actor, I love Broken Arrow (1996), Kuffs (1992), Hard…
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Director’s Cut Mit “Alone in the Dark” gehen Uwe Boll’s Videospielverfilmungen in die zweite Runde und wieder habe ich so gut wie gar keine Ahnung vom Originalmaterial. Hier handelt es sich auf jeden Fall um einen Mystery-Thriller mit Action- und Horrorelementen. Die Atmosphäre, die der Film dabei erzeugt, gefällt mir dabei ganz gut. Besonders gerne mochte ich aber Christian Slater als Protagonist, die Action und die überraschenden Splattermomente, die hier deutlich geringer auftreten als bei “House of the Dead”, aber…
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Sure was nice of them to hire the local paintball league to play the military. But seriously the best part was the Nightwish song over the credits.
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Ich frage mich wirklich was im Kopf meines Vaters vor sich ging als er sich dachte Alone in the dark den hol ich mir als dvd
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If I had a nickel for every time that a Christian Slater character is an orphan and we see a flashback of him almost dying I’d have two nickels 🤔 ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME YAY
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Was hoping Mby I’ve think it wasn’t that bad, but yeah it sure was, yikes
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“You carry light.” “I have enough baggage for the both of us.” Oh boy. I’m conflicted because I obviously came into this fully knowing that Uwe Boll is known for his “game adaptations” (if you can even call them that). From the monsters (if you can even call them that) that resemble something you’d see out of a PlayStation 2 cutscene to even the insane opening monologue that overstays its welcome. It’s definitely a mess… but I somewhat had fun? I…
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Woke up in the middle of the night to this auto playing and decided to restart and actually watch it… I should’ve just went back to bed
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A super cheesy 90’s action flick. The aesthetic was soooo nostalgic and the fight scenes were absolutely hilarious. Loved it.
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This movie literally killed Christian Slater. It’s also the first commercial use of Nightwish’s “I Wish I Had an Angel”, which is neat!
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Christian Slater is alone for like five whole seconds of this movie despite the title
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– filme merda do carai, mas valeu a pena assistir só pra dar nota baixa pra esse arrombado do uwe boll – atuações terríveis, mas não da pra esperar nada da tara reid mesmo – slater devia estar com alguma dívida de jogo, já foi melhor – é até engraçado de assistir de tão ruim que é
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I reviewed the wrong movie LOL SHIT WAS DOG WATER. Creatures were cool tho. watched – VHS 📼 NOW BUY IT FROM ME LOL
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Compared to House of the Dead, this movie was incredibly boring. It felt like a ripoff of Aliens more than anything. Also, for a “scary movie,” it isn’t scary in the slightest. House of the Dead was at least funny bad. This is just dull as hell.
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It couldn’t hold my attention any less. At least I saw Nancy from Rumble in the Bronx tho.
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Looking for a movie that faithfully adapts the game series credited for launching survival horror? THIS IS NOT IT Looking for a time-killer that feels like made for the SYFY channel movie but was actually released in theaters and somehow propelled director Uwe Boll’s cinema career? BUCKLE UP I was scrolling looking for a film that had that “made for movie/SYFY channel” vibes and stumbled on this. Seeing the title card AND THAT Tara Reid, Christian Slater, and Stephen Dorff…
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A hodgepodge of every sci-fi cliche and plot, but with no real plot of its own. It’s not even fun to watch. WTF did I just watch?
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Despite the massive exposition dump at the beginning, this movie still makes no sense.
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This is the type of film that could only have been made as some kind of money laundering scam. The story is: there are some monsters who came to Earth. I think we’re supposed to stop them. I admire the consistency of this production, they’ve managed to make every aspect absolutely rock-bottom terrible. Not even the mid-2000s C-lister powerhouse trio of Christian Slater, Stephen Dorff and Tara Reid can offer any kind of redemption. Even the poster looks like one of the monsters is laughing at you for even considering watching it.
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Alone in the Dark ist echt kein guter Film, hauptsächlich sind aber die miesen CGI-Effekte daran Schuld, der Rest ist noch immer passable. Der Soundtrack zum Film war damals jedoch echt eine kleine Perle für Freunde härterer Musik und lief im Auto Radio rauf und runter und ist das beste, was der Film wohl hervorgebracht hat. Tracklisting CD 1 1. Vredesbyrd – Dimmu Borgir 2. What Drives the Weak – Shadows Fall 3. Cyberwaste – Fear Factory 4. Touch of…
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Vi muitas críticas negativas sobre esse filme e não quis acreditar… o filme é muito ruim, apesar de ter uma história muito boa!!!
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A little over halfway and this could be deadass one of the worst movies I’ve ever watched. So that’s kind of exciting!
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Dogshit ass film that I own because it’s funny and a like it. It’s like setting a McDonalds cheeseburger in a glass jar on your counter and keeping it there just to see what happens. Also, there’s portions of this movie that are literally a really badly shot music video.
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Note to self: rewatch this one day and see if you can possibly make out a single thing that actually happens in this movie. Easily one of the most confused films I’ve ever seen. Has Uwe Boll ever seen a movie? Has he ever spoken to another human being before? I’m genuinely not convinced he’s not some artificial life form sent to this planet with the express purpose of making the worst movies of all time. Really and truly incredibly terrible film.
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Who fucking cares?
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Я знаком с серией «Alone in the Dark» только по игре 2008 года, которую, честно говоря, бросил сразу после второго босс-файта из-за ужасного управления. Тем не менее решил посмотреть фильм, в основном из-за того, что это экранизация от Уве Болла — режиссёра, который всегда вызывает интерес своей специфической манерой. В итоге фильм оказался вполне среднестатистическим представителем ранних работ Болла, когда он ещё пытался сделать что-то более-менее годное. Как боевик фильм смотрится неплохо, но ничего выдающегося — просто стандартный экшен без особых изысков. В целом, если не ждать шедевра, его можно посмотреть ради любопытства и даже хорошо провести вечер под него.
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I went into this knowing that generally people hated this film but I wanted to see if it was so bad it’s actually quite good. For the first 20 minutes it was! Absurd martial arts that look as though it was choreographed by a sugar-high child that left me gobsmacked – as I watch an assassin run away from his target to WWE, off the top rope, hammer-blow Christian Slater off a bridge he didn’t need to climb, to then…
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Worth it just for the shot of the guy getting riddled with bullets as he falls.
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Maybe the worst thing I have ever seen.
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A hét mesterlövésze (#105)
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So I’ll just to cut to the chase and say this was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. I should’ve known what I was getting myself into with the 1% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, but even then I didn’t expect it to be as awful as it was. It was so close in unseating the legendary 2024 smash-hit Bagman as the worst movie of all time, but the difference between the two is I was on the edge of my…
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It started out pretty good in a bad way, then it just became bad in a bad way :/
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It wasn’t bad, it just wasn’t anything
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almost makes sense but narrowly avoids such condemnation. wish i’d just watched the midnight meat train instead
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Un film d’une absolue nullité où chaque image par seconde est emplie d’un ennui profond.
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Absolutely fucking nothing
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How can a movie have so much going on yet so little?
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Nothing going on here
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Le doy media estrella solo por piedad, arruinar todo en enfoque de terror y misterio basado en la mitología Lovecraftiana, para una película de acción generica.
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Way too much action for me, characters lacked depth, and I wish the monsters were more abstract of an idea than being giant lizard scorpions with insect babies. I do appreciate the story and how it has a layer of insinuating government corruption and immorality within the system. I don’t recommend
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girl, what is this movie even about. terrible action movie. terrible script, terrible acting and terrible CGI
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A perfectly normal bad film. Uwe Boll was a victim of normie sadism. The best, and perhaps only good action scene is the first. The film is downhill after the first 25-30 minutes, clear tropes at least come together in what seems to be in a self-conscious manner that there is the opportunity for at the least a cool paranormal twist on the treasure-hunter mold. The city, museum and ship carrying an ancient artefact reminds me of ‘Vampire: The Masquerade…
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Cult Movie Challenge 2019 | 27/52 | Bad Movie Ten thousand years ago, the Abkani tribe opened a gate between our world and the world of darkness, then disappeared off the face of the Earth. 22 Years Ago Twenty special children are selected from an orphanage. One goes missing. The orphanage reports that all twenty have gone missing. From the opening crawl, we know that the children are Sleepers, experimented on, merged with the darkness. That child hides in a…
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This may be genuinely one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I never want to watch another Uwe Boll movie ever in my life.
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EElTontonMarv 2026年7月19日
Mauvais… Effets spéciaux cheap Jeux d acteurs extrêmement moyen
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Doesn’t even have the gratuitous quality that can give you some minimal enjoyment like in House of the Dead. Never had action been so mindless yet so limp. Bewildering, but not in a funny or interesting way, bewildering, boring, possible the least entertaining take on this idea, incompetent, like that opening cuts between three different times after an incredibly opening crawl. It’s crazy that you can have a seemingly competent camera, actors (mostly), etc. yes be so terrible, I think if you give most bad filmmakers these resources, they will give you something to be interested in. Boll is kind of inexplicable.
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IIan McClarren 2026年7月15日
w/ A & Kev
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I don’t need sleep pills anymore thanks uwe boll
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The theme sounds like the “Vague Middle-Eastern Music Cue” from Arrested Development.
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THE TRASH TUESDAY TRADITION Alone in the Dark is likely Uwe Boll’s best movie. Which isn’t saying much. At least Christian Slater delivered a competent performance. Or as competent of a performance as he could deliver given the material he was presented with. Tara Reid on the other hand, not so much. Her line delivery is almost robotic. Unlike In the Name of the King, I was mostly entertained. Which still doesn’t make this a good movie. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. Unless they’re like me and always watch a movie with a 49% or less rating on Rotten Tomatoes every Tuesday.
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Well that was stupid
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Potential: “Alone in the Dark was released in 2005, directed by Uwe Boll, one of the best directors and based on a video game of the same name. The film stars Christian Slater, the beautiful-looking Tara Reid and Stephen Dorff.” Actually, I take that back! Uwe Boll is the worst filmmaker to date based on critics and media outlets who directs bad movies like this, Citizen Vigilante, House of the Dead, etc. My story before I watched the film: When…
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Amazon is goated for adding 2x speed but man 3x would’ve really made this so much more tolerable
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UUmbra Tonic 2026年7月12日
Forgot about this as soon as it ended.
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The weird sense of nostalgia just gets it to one star but then you remember just how awful it truly is.
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No Tara Reid, that is not how you say Newfound Land
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Cela faisait longtemps que je voulais découvrir Uwe Boll, ben je m’attendais à rien et je suis quand même déçu 🤣🥲🥲 (Par contre certaines scènes que cela se voit a des kilomètres qu’elles ont été rajoutées au dernier moment, assez marrant malgré elles quand même 🤣😭😭).
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Alone in the Dark hat den Esprit einer nicht enden wollenden Folge von X-Faktor. Liegt wahrscheinlich an der Off-Stimme und dem Low-Budget-Charme. Langsam verstehe ich aber das Boll-Prinzip. Stars werden günstig abgegriffen, wenn sie gerade keine richtigen Filme drehen, verwurstet wird irgendwas mit Namen, ob Computerspiele oder Gewaltverbrechen. Kamera und Schnitt sind keine Priorität, Choreografie macht, wer gerade Zeit hat, notfalls auch der Caterer, der ja schon für Splattereffekte das Gematsche liefert und das Drehbuch wird auf dem Weg zum Studio geschrieben, eine Woche nach Drehschluss. Ein ganzer Punkt, weil ich Slater charismatisch finde.
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The best thing i can say about this movie is that i downloaded sudoku on my phone and at one point i was watching a in game ad over the actual movie. You remember the days when you could download a sudoku game without giving a company access to your location data, i miss those days. Anyway, alone in the dark night scratch a certain early cgi horror itch for some people but the creature scenes are sparse in amoungst…
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mr robot?
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Watch on second monitor. This was another “lowest rated on watchlist” pull, the very lowest rated on a current watchlist of over 1400 films. Compared to my extremely low expectations going in, I liked it! I found it to be a decent and enjoyable B movie. Didn’t realize it was by Uwe Boll until after watching, and apparently it is also a videogame adaptation of a game that seems like a bit of a forerunner to Alan Wake mechanically, though…
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Une Boll est la pire chose qui soit arrivée en Allemagne depuis 80 ans
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You would take the job just for the experience of working with uwe , surely
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I’ve been seeing the poster for this movie for what feels like forever, and its reputation as one of the worst movies ever made is fascinating. And like… yeah idk what I was expecting
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os diálogos serem tenebrosos não me incomodaram tanto, o problema é a história ser confusa para um caralho e parecer não ter nenhuma direção específica. Nos últimos 40-50 minutos o filme dá uma melhorada quando foca mais na parte da ação e realmente parece ter uma direção mais clara para onde a história está indo. No geral, se torna divertido pela podreira.
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There is crap… and then there is this movie. I’m not sure which one is worse, but I guess it depends on the situation and whether you were wearing depends or not. We got free premiere movies passes to this movie. Free. We wanted a refund
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I couldnt tell you what the plot was supposed to be gun to my head. I expected bullshit and was delivered bullshit though cant complain exactly
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Uwe Boll versucht bis heute die schlechten Bewertungen mit einem fehlerhaften Cast zu erklären. Nein Uwe nein
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ABSOLUTE TORTURE MONTH Day 29 Absolute bullshit movie Definitely directed by Uwe Boll
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I love looking at Christian Slater When Christian Slater is wearing a black tank top you almost don’t notice that the movie lost its own plot the longer it went on. When Christian Slater is wearing tight jeans, takes his shirt off, you might overlook the fact that Tara Reid is giving the worst performance of her career. When Christian Slater and Stephen Dorff(with his long blonde locks) are both here you could almost forget that this was directed by…
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quintessential dad movie lol
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was it good? No. was it fun? Also no. But there was a monster and fun spy stuff
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“… cheese gives you nightmares.” Hitting us with the production cards after your tepid prologue is certainly a choice. I said in my review of House of the Dead that I was embarking on a mission to view the entirety of Uwe Boll’s filmography. What I didn’t mention was why I’m doing so. The answer is twofold. First, I want to know if there’s a reason this man keeps getting financing despite being a notoriously bad director. Second… masochism, maybe boredom? Dealers…
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Whoever likes Uwe boll films needs to be alone in the dark. He finally got his audience now and it’s no one else than the racist retυrds.
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Bien meilleur que House The Dead (c’est toujours 0.5).
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uwe boll make a good movie challenge
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Alone in the Dark isn’t just a bad movie; it is an aggressively brain-dead exercise in cinematic incompetence. From a 90-second exposition dump at the start to Tara Reid’s wildly miscast performance, the film is a masterclass in stupidity, bad logic, and unintentional comedy. For a movie titled Alone in the Dark, no one is ever truly alone, and the film is often well-lit. Instead of an atmospheric, H.P. Lovecraft-style horror, it devolves into a brain-dead, sci-fi military shoot-em-up. In…
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Yes well this wasn’t so great .
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I had no idea what lay ahead for me as I settled in to screen this film. I’ve been obsessed with Boll’s bizarre career ever since.
- 剧情简介
- Edward Carnby is a private investigator specializing in unexplainable supernatural phenomena. His cases delve into the dark corners of the world, searching for truth in the occult remnants of ancient civilizations. Now, the greatest mystery of his past is about to become the most dangerous case he has ever faced.
- 导演
- Uwe Boll
- 编剧
- Elan Mastai, Michael Roesch, Peter Scheerer
- 制片公司
- Boll Kino Beteiligungs GmbH & Co. KG, Brightlight Pictures, Herold Productions, Infogrames Entertainment
- 国家/地区
- Canada, Germany, USA
- 语言
- English
- 年份
- 2005
- 片长
- 98 分钟
- Philippines26 Mar 2005
- USA28 Jan 2005
- Germany24 Feb 2005
- Thailand03 Mar 2005
- Philippines30 Mar 2005
- Russia21 Apr 2005
- Philippines27 Apr 2005
- United Arab Emirates18 May 2005
- Kuwait06 Jul 2005
- Italy29 Jul 2005
- Portugal04 Aug 2005
- Greece17 Nov 2005
- Egypt07 Dec 2005
- Spain20 Jan 2006
- Japan20 May 2006
- China20 Mar 2009
- Belgium04 Jul 2010
- Netherlands18 Oct 2005
- UK24 Oct 2005
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